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| Green Planet Environmental issues. The ozone hole. Tree hugging for fun and profit. Toxins in the air, water, and soil. Biotechnological foodstuffs. |
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#1
 2007-02-16, 08:38 |
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 I fucked a tree
I was walking home from school, and I became aroused for some reason. The more I walked, the hornier I got; I decided I could not let myself waste this valuable moment so I look for something to fuck.
I found a tree with a woodpecker nest; unzipped, and began to become one with the tree.
I let my manly river of man seed flow into the nest and saturate the woodpeckers feathers, making them unable to fly.
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#2
2007-02-16, 09:48 |
Desert Wolf 
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Re: I fucked a tree
damn, i was hoping that you meant you stuck a branch up your ass. that would be much funnier.
torn colon FTW!
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#3
2007-02-16, 17:38 |
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Re: I fucked a tree
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-deus-
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#4
2007-02-16, 21:08 |
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Re: I fucked a tree
Regarding the longevity of this thread TS has timezone issues.
Which leaves PH to the resc...
Oh, never mind.
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#5
2007-02-16, 22:44 |
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Re: I fucked a tree
quote:Originally posted by Slave of the Beast:
Regarding the longevity of this thread TS has timezone issues.
Which leaves PH to the resc...
Oh, never mind.
Fine! Then I'll lock it!!
 *bashes lock button in vain*
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#6
2007-02-17, 02:57 |
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Re: I fucked a tree
quote:Originally posted by Slave of the Beast:
Regarding the longevity of this thread TS has timezone issues.
Which leaves PH to the resc...
Oh, never mind.
LOCKED
Oh yeah and I was the one that deleted the money making thread in case you had any doubts.
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#7
2007-02-17, 02:58 |
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Re: I fucked a tree
quote:Originally posted by Trousersnake:
LOCKED
Oh yeah and I was the one that deleted the money making thread in case you had any doubts.
NOT LOCKED
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#8
2007-02-17, 08:17 |
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Re: I fucked a tree
quote:Originally posted by Trousersnake:
LOCKED
Oh yeah and I was the one that deleted the money making thread in case you had any doubts.
...Forgetting something?
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#9
2007-02-17, 10:05 |
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Re: I fucked a tree
quote:Originally posted by I_like_pie:
...Forgetting something?
im gona go masturbate now
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#10
2007-02-17, 10:09 |
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Re: I fucked a tree
quote:Originally posted by Trousersnake:
LOCKED
It's still open, you filthy little tease!
quote:Originally posted by Trousersnake:
Oh yeah and I was the one that deleted the money making thread in case you had any doubts.
Which money making thread, mine? The one that discusses removing CO2 from the atmosphere then eventually turns into a discussion about possible "green" technologies that could be used to do this. As opposed to just being a (movable) money making scheme.
It's still open.
Or are you equating that thread with this pile of crap and hence feel justified in leaving this open as you've left mine open? I'm not having a pop at you by the way, I'm just genuinely ->  |
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#11
2007-02-17, 14:18 |
ate
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Re: I fucked a tree
Poor birds.
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#12
2007-02-17, 15:20 |
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Re: I fucked a tree
Theres something to be said for Microsoft IE...It locks things better then Firfox ever could - Or something like that.
And SOTB:
'toratonisafaggot' had a thread in here the other day...some referal link. I deleted it not anyone else.
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