I opened registrations again. This is one of the last changes we wanted to make for the board. Please don't register more than one account. When people create backups or stock up on accounts, it uses up space in our database. Since our DB is a flatfile, it will corrupt when it gets too big. Since only Jeff has access to fix the member db, totse will be down for however long it takes him to get to it when this happens.

We aren't going to ban anyone unless there's a damn good reason, so don't give us one. If there are any problems, we will close registrations again.

Great fucking timing!

I've been waiting a month to start a new username because I didn't know the password to this one, and the email address was wrong. Just yesterday I beat the systom and figured out a way around it.

And now it's been lifted. Oh the irony!

At least I get to keep my post count.

They look closed to me

^^He's right its still closed.

Give it some time?



Oh and Zok, my old username got deleted randomly. And under a thread it would say Unregistered. Is there anything that can be done? Or does the system just sometimes randomly delete accounts?

quote:Originally posted by Chinese Food52:

Give it some time?



Oh and Zok, my old username got deleted randomly. And under a thread it would say Unregistered. Is there anything that can be done? Or does the system just sometimes randomly delete accounts?

Same here, my account under the screen name Morb got eaten too (Frank of the Dead is letting me use this old account for now). Is there anything that can be done to restore accounts of people who just had theirs disappear?

Still closed.

I was the 7th to post in this thread, hahaha. no serious, not much people has a double account, i dont, for example...

Registrations = Closed

- Rabb

Zok is sexy.

d34d s3x4y!!

yar.

I don't care, I don't really want any new members.

Registrations are still closed. Good thing to, we don't need any new members.

spurious is getting quite boring. n00bs, please.

well allright then

I hear that the ban was lifted solely to let Morb get a new acount.

This thread should be moved to bad ideas...

Look at half baked.

OMG We're gonna have a tsunoobie!

REGISTRATION OPENED

K

thank you for opening the registrations again. A friend and me were waiting already some time to get in

So ubb fucked up again. There is a large amount of unregistered users. I'm not exactly sure what happened but I closed registrations again in order to fix it. As you can tell, UBB randomly changed my name to zokk and sent me a new password for my "new" account in my email. I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.

I think the creators of this version of UBB threw all these weird things in here just to fuck with us.

"And it'd be hilarious if it randomly deleted accounts, or just started putting Unregistered under their name."

If I had programmed the UBB, that's how I would have done it.

[This message has been edited by SublimeZen124 (edited 08-15-2005).]

if you fix whatever went wrong with the registration, could you also get rid of the leftovers of the already deleted accounts? I had to get another email account simply to reregister - as altho my account was gone, it still claimed that my email address was already in use....

....god I hate software....

I think it's time someone got ahold of Jeff Hunter.

quote:Originally posted by zokk:

As you can tell, UBB randomly changed my name to zokk and sent me a new password for my "new" account in my email. I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.

Hahaha. Thats weird Zok. Perhaps UBB has become self aware and gained sentinent intelligence!

Thank god!

I have been watching totse for about 4 years.

When I finally decided to get an account I found out it was disabled...

oh well!

See you guys around

[This message has been edited by irahsym (edited 08-15-2005).]

I willed this all to happen. I am all powerful!!!

Im sorry for posting this here Zok but I thought this might be the best place. Iv been meaning to change my screen name. And when i registered it, i Idioticaly mistyped my e-mail adress. So My question is to you, would you be able to delete the new one i made,and this one so i correct my changes on the new name I want. Or just change this account name to the one i want. If you have the time please let me know if you can or can not do anything. Thankyou verymuch for your time.Even if you cant do anything to help me out.



[This message has been edited by unsafedreams (edited 08-15-2005).]

OMG finally.. i have been wating to make an account for totse.. for a very long time.

We're closing registrations again tommarrow.

I have a question,

When this account was unregistered, I tried to register another one, As I do not wanna use this one anymore.

This account was gone, and when i registered another one, This one came back, and the new one got autobanned?

NOOOO, shut it down, dang, here comes the flood, little darling, here comes the flood, and i said, HOOLY SHIT...



Well, I should go back into hiding anyway.

This is my first post on this account! i was formerly annihiliator_115, you know, the one with the gay username! man, i need to start raising my post count!

That's cool, I've been reading stuff on here for a while and now i can contribute to it. I know this post doesn't really say anything, just my gratitude for being able to finaly register. lol

Edit: and don't worry i wont post stupid pointles shit

[This message has been edited by Schism05 (edited 08-17-2005).]

quote:Originally posted by silvernick:

thank you for opening the registrations again. A friend and me were waiting already some time to get in

AND SO IT BEGINS...

hehe, good luck, "zokk"

Are they closed again if so when are they going to be open again?

yes they are closed.

and probably never.

Too many assholes doing too many crappy things the instant we open registration.

at least 20 people made upwards of 10 accounts each.

and dunno who did this or why, but there were over 50 accounts made that were simply bullshit.

Yeah. Destructive people suck. This software cannot handle any more users without fucking up. This week proved that.

quote:Originally posted by Wintermute:

and probably never.

Wow... so... no noobs... ever?

Poor noobs, they never even had a chance.

quote:Originally posted by cronic5:

Registrations are still closed. Good thing to, we don't need any new members.

then totse community would eventualy die.

quote:Originally posted by Political Prisoner:

then totse community would eventualy die.



Oh, I don't know about that. We have some good members here, already.

But what about if the UBB deletes a member? It happened to me.

quote:Originally posted by Winter Mute:

We're closing registrations again tommarrow.

tomorrow

quote:Originally posted by Chinese Food52:

But what about if the UBB deletes a member? It happened to me.

Then email an administrator.

quote:Originally posted by static_void:

Wow... so... no noobs... ever?

Poor noobs, they never even had a chance.

haha

i can see it now



Totse, noobless Since 2005!

Couldn't things be programmed to allow only one screenname per IP? That might help, in some small way.

quote:Originally posted by Social Junker:

Oh, I don't know about that. We have some good members here, already.

often, they have to leave, sometimes forever. TOTSE will die unfortunately,

Hmmn. Accounts only available on request. This may make interesting results.

Edit: You misspelled *registration, zokk (Ahahahahahahahahah).

[This message has been edited by pianoSpleen (edited 08-22-2005).]

quote:Originally posted by Sorcerer_X1:

Couldn't things be programmed to allow only one screenname per IP? That might help, in some small way.

Kind of screw you up if another family member posts here aswell.

quote:Originally posted by Sorcerer_X1:

Couldn't things be programmed to allow only one screenname per IP? That might help, in some small way.

I think that totse's software probably isn't even "high-tech" enough for that... I doubt the admins wouldn't have done it allready if it was an option...

I know u guys in the past have banned the use of certain words here on the past, I just wanted to know if u would consider banning the "N-BOMB" here?

Just look at how it's thrown about all the time its a worse word than the ones u uave already banned anyway.

Just thought.

[This message has been edited by xoctopusx (edited 08-23-2005).]

quote:Originally posted by xoctopusx:

I know u guys in the past have banned the use of certain words here on the past, I just wanted to know if u would consider banning the "N-BOMB" here?



I believe the "n-bomb" was temporarily banned last year, due to spammers (Eight-Shot Revolver, I think his name was).

I need some help.

When I became unregistered I couldn't re-register this name so I took digitaltam. Then that got unregistered so I took pure barry man.

You can see posts from these aliases in SP.

Can I please be given back digitaltam?

Your not going to get any help in these threads. You are better off emailing an administrator or go into the IRC channel

quote:Originally posted by Winter Mute:

We're closing registrations again tommarrow.

I doubt Wintermute can't spell tommorrow.

Edit: I bet it was Aludin.

[This message has been edited by Mister Magoo (edited 08-24-2005).]

quote:Originally posted by Social Junker:

I believe the "n-bomb" was temporarily banned last year, due to spammers (Eight-Shot Revolver, I think his name was).

No, he's why they disabled [img] tags first in Spurious, then in almost every forum. The word was banned because he was posting pictures of naked black people with erections, and these were almost always responded to with pages of "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" or "Get your filthy nigger dick off my screen".

Totse is an interesting place... but I fear it's going to seed... again...

Yeah, I remember that; but I'm pretty sure that "nigger" was banned for a brief period because of that, too.

The noobs give totse additional spunk.

+1 for being optimistic

Thanks. I had a friend who wanted to register for a long time.

quote:Originally posted by xoctopusx:

I know u guys in the past have banned the use of certain words here on the past, I just wanted to know if u would consider banning the "N-BOMB" here?

Just look at how it's thrown about all the time its a worse word than the ones u uave already banned anyway.

Just thought.



Shut the fuck up nigger, take your politcially correct bullshit elsewhere.

quote:Originally posted by dearestnight_falcon:

Shut the fuck up nigger, take your politcially correct bullshit elsewhere.

Without that politically correct bullshit Totse would have been shut down a long time ago. If the government weren't politically correct then the first amendment would be void.

Now do me a favor. Grab a coke, sit down, smile, and shut the fuck up.

quote:Originally posted by MP Nesto:

Without that politically correct bullshit Totse would have been shut down a long time ago. If the government weren't politically correct then the first amendment would be void.

Now do me a favor. Grab a coke, sit down, smile, and shut the fuck up.

Excersising your first amendment rights has absolutely nothing to do with being politically correct.

http://www.godhatesfags.com

1st Amendment RULES!

quote:Originally posted by dearestnight_falcon:

Excersising your first amendment rights has absolutely nothing to do with being politically correct.

http://www.godhatesfags.com

1st Amendment RULES!



It can be argued that withholding the ammendments set forth by the consitution is in fact "politically correct"

Well, aperantly reg. is closed again...

This time an admin must confirm your account before you register.

quote:Originally posted by Social Junker:

Yeah, I remember that; but I'm pretty sure that "nigger" was banned for a brief period because of that, too.

Brief? I could have sworn it was banned for months.

think of all the poor noobs who will not be a part of totse...*thinks of all the noobs*...forget what i said, fuck the noob!!

quote:Originally posted by deathDiver:

think of all the poor noobs who will not be a part of totse...*thinks of all the noobs*...forget what i said, fuck the noob!!

Registered 5-25-2005....

hehe, I wonder how many people noticed registrations were reopened after the software incident... but now they're closed.

.......

Open again.

Can someone explain the admin approval thing?

sure can

This is just to make sure my account wasn't deleted.

quote:Originally posted by moldykorn:

Brief? I could have sworn it was banned for months.

Exactly. A brief period.

THANK YOU FOR OPENING REGISTRATION!

quote:Originally posted by dearestnight_falcon:

Shut the fuck up nigger, take your politcially correct bullshit elsewhere.

you STFU, cracker

uh...i have been waiting a loooong time for my new account to be approved...is that a bad thing?

Am i in yet?

Oh thank God. I've been waiting to register for almost 3 days.

Something ought to be done about all these juvenile delinquents registering....Their taking over the site

It's been months since I wanted to register!

Thanks!

Ive been reading totse for 4 years and never felt the need to join the forum until i seen some bullshit thread about a ghost that is so obviously faked and no one can see it i tried joining to debunk it. However after waiting this long to actually get registered i cant see the point in posting in that thread now.

ive been waiting a long time to register thnx for opening it up again.

quote:Originally posted by landspeed_presents:

uh...i have been waiting a loooong time for my new account to be approved...is that a bad thing?



.....still...waiting...

quote:Originally posted by Star Wars Fan:

you STFU, cracker

You shut the fuck up you stupid black piece of shit drain on society, take your niggerdom elsewhere! i.e. www.nigger.com. (http://www.nigger.com.) you stupid nigger.

deleting random accounts eh, i wonder if it could delete zok, thatd be kinda funny, admin booted by his own sight lol. if somebody has hack totse and is deleting people, please make your next target snoopy

quote:Originally posted by Wintermute:

yes they are closed.

and probably never.

Too many assholes doing too many crappy things the instant we open registration.

at least 20 people made upwards of 10 accounts each.

and dunno who did this or why, but there were over 50 accounts made that were simply bullshit.

Yeah. Destructive people suck. This software cannot handle any more users without fucking up. This week proved that.

How did somebody who has this type of attitude ever become an admin? I understand that this type of "abuse" may piss you off, but think of the consequences.

If you shut it off again, that means you have to turn it back on. When you do, you get abuse again! The only way the surge will stop is if registrations were left ON, and time would allow it to subside. Then you clean it up.

It is obvious that you do do not care about the best interests of the community, much less the wishes of Jeff. Before you consider making a change, be sure to ask yourself... "What would Jeff do?".

Like it or not, Jeff is in charge. If you piss him off, he can "/sbin/halt".



ADMINS: I would encourage you investigate the origin of the promotion of this user to Admin. My gut says another admin (friend) promoted him without following procedure.

AHH! A double post! But it's a way different topic, so I thought it was worth it....

Can we lock "n00bs" into a small set of forums? Then, when posts reach x (10? 25?), they go into a bin of "pending moderator approval", whereas they can still post in the n00b forums.

From there, by vote (IE: 1 admin having a radical opinion will not ruin it for the poor little bastard) admins/mods/etc. can approve the PLB for access to the full range of forums. If a large amount of these posts are flames/etc., he is banned and his posts deleted (henceforth conserving database space).

For the purposes of the above, "Poor little bastard" and PLB are surely registered trademarks of some asshole, and I'll probably get sued in the morning...

Oh yeah... if this sounds like a good idea, I'd be willing to develop policies for such (IE: selection policies).

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NEXT: The separation of the forums for performance.

With the recent upgrade of the servers, I would expect that new forums would begin to be reconsidered again. However, this may be a good deal away, and the current databases will only continue to destabilize as they increase. For this, I see 2 things as helping:

ONE: Routine purging... I have no idea what current policies of purge criteria are. But, the cutting of unused accounts, audit and removal of rarely used features, archiving and removal of posts of X age, etc. The smaller the DB, the more efficient it is.

TWO: Separate user databases for the separate forums... How many people post in more than a couple forums? If separate instances of UBB, or a customized version existed, I would think you could have several, much smaller, user databases. Each user would have to register for each forum.

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THREE: SQL-to-flatfile scripts

I would think that a small script could act as a way to immitate the current databases enough to make the software better. It may not be terribly efficient, but the backend databases would be much much much more stable. I would be willing to host a "sandbox" for this, just something to mess with freely. But, I'm sure that I could have something scratched out in a few hours.

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When it comes to the database conversion (IE: FF to SQL), and the implementation of new forums, please take advantage of my help. I just went through a massive conversion of a commercial software (It took 4 days for the combined resources of 2 multi-million dollar sites to convert the databases from one system to another). Yeah, they were huge databases! But I would love to (and even beg to) assist in at least this one project.

Where is the admin and his local buddies located? MSA would be close enough... I'm just curious if my current means would be sufficient to temporarily relocate myself to your location to assist in any projects you have.

Thanks for sticking with me!

--Don

quote:Originally posted by dmcmorris:

How did somebody who has this type of attitude ever become an admin? I understand that this type of "abuse" may piss you off, but think of the consequences.

If you shut it off again, that means you have to turn it back on. When you do, you get abuse again! The only way the surge will stop is if registrations were left ON, and time would allow it to subside. Then you clean it up.

It is obvious that you do do not care about the best interests of the community, much less the wishes of Jeff. Before you consider making a change, be sure to ask yourself... "What would Jeff do?".

Like it or not, Jeff is in charge. If you piss him off, he can "/sbin/halt".



ADMINS: I would encourage you investigate the origin of the promotion of this user to Admin. My gut says another admin (friend) promoted him without following procedure.





uh, if you actually knew anything about totse, and were qualified to judge, you'd know that (a) I'm female.

(b) Zok and I were admined at the same time.

(c) Jeff was the one that made the decision to admin us, along with JC.

(d) I was the only one actually trying to control registration so it could be opened. I tried everything from a ban amnesty - allowing banned users to have their accounts back if they promised to behave, just so that they wouldn't NEED to have backup accounts, to sitting and moderating EVERY SINGLE registration request. That's 600+ of them in a single day. I have always done my best to be a fair and honest admin, and to keep this site running to the best of my abilities, the considerable number of which are the reason I became an admin in the first place.

I suggest you keep your opinions to yourself, until you can be bothered to make them informed ones.

*Gives Suzie a hug* Even if you did steal my birthday, and I almost never come to Totse anymore, I still love ya cutie-pi.

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

cutie-pi.

That's just cute.

How you said Pi.

Very cute.

Hey what ever happen to that user name for Totse, being sold on ebay? did u get sold?

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

*Gives Suzie a hug* Even if you did steal my birthday, and I almost never come to Totse anymore, I still love ya cutie-pi.

OMG I haven't seen you post in forever!

You ever notice Zok sucked at making thread titles.

YOU SUCK AT SPELLING ZOK!

Kate is a crack addict!

muah ha ha ha.

[This message has been edited by Jabba the Hutt (edited 10-10-2005).]

quote:Originally posted by Zok:

I opened registrations again. This is one of the last changes we wanted to make for the board. Please don't register more than one account. When people create backups or stock up on accounts, it uses up space in our database. Since our DB is a flatfile, it will corrupt when it gets too big. Since only Jeff has access to fix the member db, totse will be down for however long it takes him to get to it when this happens.

We aren't going to ban anyone unless there's a damn good reason, so don't give us one. If there are any problems, we will close registrations again.

Why dont you just wait until Jeff's orders?

It's open again, in case anyone didn't notice.

Resurrected!

-Angus