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	The Lacky file lacky.txt TEXTttxt ???? \|` W??W?? ??i ** The Argument Clinic Sketch transcribed from a tape of the record of Monty Python Live at City Center by Malcolm Dickinson 4/3/86 ** A man walks into an office. Man: Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please. Receptionist: Certainly, sir. Have you been here before? Man: No, this is my first time. Receptionist: Fine. Well let's see who's free at the moment... Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a little bit concilliatory. Why not try Mr. Barnhart in room 12? Man: Thank you. He enters room 12. Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT? Man: Well... I was told outside that... Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! Man: What? Angry man: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE REALLY MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS COFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!! Man: Yes, but I came here for an argument!! Angry Man: OH! Oh! I'm sorry, but this is abuse! Man: Oh! Oh I see! Angry man: Aha! You'll want room 12A, just along the corridor. Man: Oh... So sorry... Angry man: Not at all! Man closes door on his way out Angry man: (under his breath) stupid git. The man goes into room 12A. Another man is sitting behind a desk. Man: Is this the right room for an argument? Other Man: (pause) I've told you once. Man: No you haven't! Other Man: Yes I have. Man: When? Other man: Just now. Man: No you didn't! Other man: Yes I did! Man: You didn't! Other man: I did! Man: You didn't! Other man: I'm telling you, I did! Man: You didn't! Other man: (breaking into the developing argument) Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? Man: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes. Other man: Just the five minutes. Thank you. Anyway, I did. Man: You most certainly did not! Other man: Now let's get one thing perfectly clear; I most definitely told you! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man/Other Man: (togther; very fast) Oh no you didn't!/ Oh yes I did! Man: Look, this isn't an argument! Other man: (pause) Yes it is! Man: No it isn't! It's just contradiction! Other man: No it isn't! Man: It IS! Other man: It is NOT! Man: You just contradicted me! Other man: No I didn't! Man: You DID! Other man: No no no! Man: You did just then! Other man: Nonsense! Man: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!! (pause) Other man: No it isn't! Man: Yes it is! I came here for a good argument! Other man: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an argument! Man: An argument isn't just contradiction. Other man: Well! it CAN be! Man: No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. Other man: No it isn't! Man: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction. Other man: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position! Man: Yes, but that isn't just saying "no it isn't". Other man: Yes it is! Man: No it isn't! Other man: Yes it is! Man: No it isn't! Other man: Yes it is! Man: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contra- diction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes. Other man: It is NOT! Man: It is! Other man: Not at all! Man: It is! >DING!< The Arguer (Other man) hits a bell on his desk and stops. Other man: Thank you, that's it. Man: (stunned) What? Other man: That's it. Good morning. Man: But I was just getting interested! Other man: I'm sorry, the five minutes is up. Man: That was never five minutes!! Other man: I'm afraid it was. Man: (leading on) No it wasn't..... (pause) Other man: (dirty look) I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more. Man: WHAT?? Other man: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes. Man: But that was never five minutes just now! (pause... the Other Man raises his eyebrows) Oh Come on! Oh this is... This is ridiculous! Other man: I told you... I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've PAID! Man: Oh all right. (takes out his wallet and pays again.) There you are. Other man: Thank you. Man: (clears throat) Well... Other man: Well WHAT? Man: That was never five minutes just now. Other man: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid! Man: Well I just paid! Other man: No you didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: (unable to talk straight he's so mad) I don't want to argue about that! Other man: Well you didn't pay! Man: Ah HAH!! Well if I didn't pay... why are you arguing??? Ah HAAAAAAHHH! Gotcha! Other man: (pause) No you haven't! Man: Yes I have! If you're arguing, I must have paid. Other man: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time. ** end of ARGUMENT PYTHON, last revised 12/8/86 The Argument Clinic Sketch transcribed from a tape of the record of Monty Python Live at City Center by Malcolm Dickinson 4/3/86 ** A man walks into an office. Man: Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please. Receptionist: Certainly, sir. Have you been here before? Man: No, this is my first time. Receptionist: Fine. Well let's see who's free at the moment... Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a little bit concilliatory. Why not try Mr. Barnhart in room 12? Man: Thank you. He enters room 12. Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT? Man: Well... I was told outside that... Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! Man: What? Angry man: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE REALLY MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS COFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!! Man: Yes, but I came here for an argument!! Angry Man: OH! Oh! I'm sorry, but this is abuse! Man: Oh! Oh I see! Angry man: Aha! You'll want room 12A, just along the corridor. Man: Oh... So sorry... Angry man: Not at all! Man closes door on his way out Angry man: (under his breath) stupid git. The man goes into room 12A. Another man is sitting behind a desk. Man: Is this the right room for an argument? Other Man: (pause) I've told you once. Man: No you haven't! Other Man: Yes I have. Man: When? Other man: Just now. Man: No you didn't! Other man: Yes I did! Man: You didn't! Other man: I did! Man: You didn't! Other man: I'm telling you, I did! Man: You didn't! Other man: (breaking into the developing argument) Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? Man: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes. Other man: Just the five minutes. Thank you. Anyway, I did. Man: You most certainly did not! Other man: Now let's get one thing perfectly clear; I most definitely told you! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man/Other Man: (togther; very fast) Oh no you didn't!/ Oh yes I did! Man: Look, this isn't an argument! Other man: (pause) Yes it is! Man: No it isn't! It's just contradiction! Other man: No it isn't! Man: It IS! Other man: It is NOT! Man: You just contradicted me! Other man: No I didn't! Man: You DID! Other man: No no no! Man: You did just then! Other man: Nonsense! Man: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!! (pause) Other man: No it isn't! Man: Yes it is! I came here for a good argument! Other man: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an argument! Man: An argument isn't just contradiction. Other man: Well! it CAN be! Man: No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. Other man: No it isn't! Man: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction. Other man: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position! Man: Yes, but that isn't just saying "no it isn't". Other man: Yes it is! Man: No it isn't! Other man: Yes it is! Man: No it isn't! Other man: Yes it is! Man: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contra- diction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes. Other man: It is NOT! Man: It is! Other man: Not at all! Man: It is! >DING!< The Arguer (Other man) hits a bell on his desk and stops. Other man: Thank you, that's it. Man: (stunned) What? Other man: That's it. Good morning. Man: But I was just getting interested! Other man: I'm sorry, the five minutes is up. Man: That was never five minutes!! Other man: I'm afraid it was. Man: (leading on) No it wasn't..... (pause) Other man: (dirty look) I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more. Man: WHAT?? Other man: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes. Man: But that was never five minutes just now! (pause... the Other Man raises his eyebrows) Oh Come on! Oh this is... This is ridiculous! Other man: I told you... I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've PAID! Man: Oh all right. (takes out his wallet and pays again.) There you are. Other man: Thank you. Man: (clears throat) Well... Other man: Well WHAT? Man: That was never five minutes just now. Other man: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid! Man: Well I just paid! Other man: No you didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: (unable to talk straight he's so mad) I don't want to argue about that! Other man: Well you didn't pay! Man: Ah HAH!! Well if I didn't pay... why are you arguing??? Ah HAAAAAAHHH! Gotcha! Other man: (pause) No you haven't! Man: Yes I have! If you're arguing, I must have paid. Other man: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time. ** end of ARGUMENT PYTHON, last revised 12/8/86 The Argument Clinic Sketch transcribed from a tape of the record of Monty Python Live at City Center by Malcolm Dickinson 4/3/86 ** A man walks into an office. Man: Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please. Receptionist: Certainly, sir. Have you been here before? Man: No, this is my first time. Receptionist: Fine. Well let's see who's free at the moment... Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a little bit concilliatory. Why not try Mr. Barnhart in room 12? Man: Thank you. He enters room 12. Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT? Man: Well... I was told outside that... Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! Man: What? Angry man: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE REALLY MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS COFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!! Man: Yes, but I came here for an argument!! Angry Man: OH! Oh! I'm sorry, but this is abuse! Man: Oh! Oh I see! Angry man: Aha! You'll want room 12A, just along the corridor. Man: Oh... So sorry... Angry man: Not at all! Man closes door on his way out Angry man: (under his breath) stupid git. The man goes into room 12A. Another man is sitting behind a desk. Man: Is this the right room for an argument? Other Man: (pause) I've told you once. Man: No you haven't! Other Man: Yes I have. Man: When? Other man: Just now. Man: No you didn't! Other man: Yes I did! Man: You didn't! Other man: I did! Man: You didn't! Other man: I'm telling you, I did! Man: You didn't! Other man: (breaking into the developing argument) Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? Man: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes. Other man: Just the five minutes. Thank you. Anyway, I did. Man: You most certainly did not! Other man: Now let's get one thing perfectly clear; I most definitely told you! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man/Other Man: (togther; very fast) Oh no you didn't!/ Oh yes I did! Man: Look, this isn't an argument! Other man: (pause) Yes it is! Man: No it isn't! It's just contradiction! Other man: No it isn't! Man: It IS! Other man: It is NOT! Man: You just contradicted me! Other man: No I didn't! Man: You DID! Other man: No no no! Man: You did just then! Other man: Nonsense! Man: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!! (pause) Other man: No it isn't! Man: Yes it is! I came here for a good argument! Other man: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an argument! Man: An argument isn't just contradiction. Other man: Well! it CAN be! Man: No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. Other man: No it isn't! Man: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction. Other man: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position! Man: Yes, but that isn't just saying "no it isn't". Other man: Yes it is! Man: No it isn't! Other man: Yes it is! Man: No it isn't! Other man: Yes it is! Man: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contra- diction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes. Other man: It is NOT! Man: It is! Other man: Not at all! Man: It is! >DING!< The Arguer (Other man) hits a bell on his desk and stops. Other man: Thank you, that's it. Man: (stunned) What? Other man: That's it. Good morning. Man: But I was just getting interested! Other man: I'm sorry, the five minutes is up. Man: That was never five minutes!! Other man: I'm afraid it was. Man: (leading on) No it wasn't..... (pause) Other man: (dirty look) I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more. Man: WHAT?? Other man: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes. Man: But that was never five minutes just now! (pause... the Other Man raises his eyebrows) Oh Come on! Oh this is... This is ridiculous! Other man: I told you... I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've PAID! Man: Oh all right. (takes out his wallet and pays again.) There you are. Other man: Thank you. Man: (clears throat) Well... Other man: Well WHAT? Man: That was never five minutes just now. Other man: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid! Man: Well I just paid! Other man: No you didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: (unable to talk straight he's so mad) I don't want to argue about that! Other man: Well you didn't pay! Man: Ah HAH!! Well if I didn't pay... why are you arguing??? Ah HAAAAAAHHH! Gotcha! Other man: (pause) No you haven't! Man: Yes I have! If you're arguing, I must have paid. Other man: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time. ** end of ARGUMENT PYTHON, last revised 12/8/86 The Argument Clinic Sketch transcribed from a tape of the record of Monty Python Live at City Center by Malcolm Dickinson 4/3/86 ** A man walks into an office. Man: Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please. Receptionist: Certainly, sir. Have you been here before? Man: No, this is my first time. Receptionist: Fine. Well let's see who's free at the moment... Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a little bit concilliatory. Why not try Mr. Barnhart in room 12? Man: Thank you. He enters room 12. Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT? Man: Well... I was told outside that... Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! Man: What? Angry man: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE REALLY MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS COFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!! Man: Yes, but I came here for an argument!! Angry Man: OH! Oh! I'm sorry, but this is abuse! Man: Oh! Oh I see! Angry man: Aha! You'll want room 12A, just along the corridor. Man: Oh... So sorry... Angry man: Not at all! Man closes door on his way out Angry man: (under his breath) stupid git. The man goes into room 12A. Another man is sitting behind a desk. Man: Is this the right room for an argument? Other Man: (pause) I've told you once. Man: No you haven't! Other Man: Yes I have. Man: When? Other man: Just now. Man: No you didn't! Other man: Yes I did! Man: You didn't! Other man: I did! Man: You didn't! Other man: I'm telling you, I did! Man: You didn't! Other man: (breaking into the developing argument) Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? Man: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes. Other man: Just the five minutes. Thank you. Anyway, I did. Man: You most certainly did not! Other man: Now let's get one thing perfectly clear; I most definitely told you! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man/Other Man: (togther; very fast) Oh no you didn't!/ Oh yes I did! Man: Look, this isn't an argument! Other man: (pause) Yes it is! Man: No it isn't! It's just contradiction! Other man: No it isn't! Man: It IS! Other man: It is NOT! Man: You just contradicted me! Other man: No I didn't! Man: You DID! Other man: No no no! Man: You did just then! Other man: Nonsense! Man: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!! (pause) Other man: No it isn't! Man: Yes it is! I came here for a good argument! Other man: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an argument! Man: An argument isn't just contradiction. Other man: Well! it CAN be! Man: No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. Other man: No it isn't! Man: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction. Other man: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position! Man: Yes, but that isn't just saying "no it isn't". Other man: Yes it is! Man: No it isn't! Other man: Yes it is! Man: No it isn't! Other man: Yes it is! Man: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contra- diction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes. Other man: It is NOT! Man: It is! Other man: Not at all! Man: It is! >DING!< The Arguer (Other man) hits a bell on his desk and stops. Other man: Thank you, that's it. Man: (stunned) What? Other man: That's it. Good morning. Man: But I was just getting interested! Other man: I'm sorry, the five minutes is up. Man: That was never five minutes!! Other man: I'm afraid it was. Man: (leading on) No it wasn't..... (pause) Other man: (dirty look) I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more. Man: WHAT?? Other man: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes. Man: But that was never five minutes just now! (pause... the Other Man raises his eyebrows) Oh Come on! Oh this is... This is ridiculous! Other man: I told you... I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've PAID! Man: Oh all right. (takes out his wallet and pays again.) There you are. Other man: Thank you. Man: (clears throat) Well... Other man: Well WHAT? Man: That was never five minutes just now. Other man: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid! Man: Well I just paid! Other man: No you didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: (unable to talk straight he's so mad) I don't want to argue about that! Other man: Well you didn't pay! Man: Ah HAH!! Well if I didn't pay... why are you arguing??? Ah HAAAAAAHHH! Gotcha! Other man: (pause) No you haven't! Man: Yes I have! If you're arguing, I must have paid. Other man: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time. ** end of ARGUMENT PYTHON, last revised 12/8/86 The Argument Clinic Sketch transcribed from a tape of the record of Monty Python Live at City Center by Malcolm Dickinson 4/3/86 ** A man walks into an office. Man: Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please. Receptionist: Certainly, sir. Have you been here before? Man: No, this is my first time. Receptionist: Fine. Well let's see who's free at the moment... Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a little bit concilliatory. Why not try Mr. Barnhart in room 12? Man: Thank you. He enters room 12. Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT? Man: Well... I was told outside that... Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! Man: What? Angry man: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE REALLY MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS COFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!! Man: Yes, but I came here for an argument!! Angry Man: OH! Oh! I'm sorry, but this is abuse! Man: Oh! Oh I see! Angry man: Aha! You'll want room 12A, just along the corridor. Man: Oh... So sorry... Angry man: Not at all! Man closes door on his way out Angry man: (under his breath) stupid git. The man goes into room 12A. Another man is sitting behind a desk. Man: Is this the right room for an argument? Other Man: (pause) I've told you once. Man: No you haven't! Other Man: Yes I have. Man: When? Other man: Just now. Man: No you didn't! Other man: Yes I did! Man: You didn't! Other man: I did! Man: You didn't! Other man: I'm telling you, I did! Man: You didn't! Other man: (breaking into the developing argument) Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? Man: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes. Other man: Just the five minutes. Thank you. Anyway, I did. Man: You most certainly did not! Other man: Now let's get one thing perfectly clear; I most definitely told you! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man: Oh no you didn't! Other man: Oh yes I did! Man/Other Man: (togther; very fast) Oh no you didn't!/ Oh yes I did! Man: Look, this isn't an argument! Other man: (pause) Yes it is! Man: No it isn't! It's just contradiction! Other man: No it isn't! Man: It IS! Other man: It is NOT! Man: You just contradicted me! Other man: No I didn't! Man: You DID! Other man: No no no! Man: You did just then! Other man: Nonsense! Man: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!! (pause) Other man: No it isn't! Man: Yes it is! I came here for a good argument! Other man: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an argument! Man: An argument isn't just contradiction. Other man: Well! it CAN be! Man: No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. Other man: No it isn't! Man: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction. Other man: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position! Man: Yes, but that isn't just saying "no it isn't". Other man: Yes it is! Man: No it isn't! Other man: Yes it is! Man: No it isn't! Other man: Yes it is! Man: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contra- diction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes. Other man: It is NOT! Man: It is! Other man: Not at all! Man: It is! >DING!< The Arguer (Other man) hits a bell on his desk and stops. Other man: Thank you, that's it. Man: (stunned) What? Other man: That's it. Good morning. Man: But I was just getting interested! Other man: I'm sorry, the five minutes is up. Man: That was never five minutes!! Other man: I'm afraid it was. Man: (leading on) No it wasn't..... (pause) Other man: (dirty look) I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more. Man: WHAT?? Other man: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes. Man: But that was never five minutes just now! (pause... the Other Man raises his eyebrows) Oh Come on! Oh this is... This is ridiculous! Other man: I told you... I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've PAID! Man: Oh all right. (takes out his wallet and pays again.) There you are. Other man: Thank you. Man: (clears throat) Well... Other man: Well WHAT? Man: That was never five minutes just now. Other man: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid! Man: Well I just paid! Other man: No you didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: I DID!!! Other man: YOU didn't! Man: (unable to talk straight he's so mad) I don't want to argue about that! Other man: Well you didn't pay! Man: Ah HAH!! Well if I didn't pay... why are you arguing??? Ah HAAAAAAHHH! Gotcha! Other man: (pause) No you haven't! Man: Yes I have! If you're arguing, I must have paid. Other man: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time. ** end of ARGUMENT PYTHON, last revised 12/8/86 **
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