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The Governor
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THE GOVERNOR
The Governor of Ohio was looking for a call girl.
He found three in a bar, a blonde, a brunette and a
red head. To the blonde he said, "I am Governor of
Ohio. How much would it cost me to go to bed with
you?" The blonde replied, $200.00. To the
brunette he asked the same question. She replied,
$100.00. When he approached the red-head with the
same question she replied smiling, "If you can
raise my skirt as high as my taxes, get my panties
down as low as my wages, that thing of yours as
hard as the times are, and screw me the way you do
the public, believe me Governor it ain't gonna cost
you a damn cent!"
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