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Condom Laws!
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The Law and Condoms
Germany - Methodical Germans have rules for everything else and
they've now come up with a CONDOM code!
Henceforth, condoms must be AT LEAST 6.4 inches long and 1.96 inches
around, be either smooth or have small bumps, and may come in pink,
black, green, blue, red, yellow or orange.
Germans, however, aren't alone in dictating how condoms should be
made.
The British Standards Institute requires condoms to be a wee bit
shorter than the German models. But THEY'RE FATTER - a full 2
inches around the middle.
And there are no color restrictions, just a requirement the condoms
come with a full set of instructions on how to use them.
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