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A Few Words About Breasts
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Uploaded by Bosk of Port Kar
Breasts. America loves 'em. They've nutured the young and old, inspired songs
and sonnets, war and peace, not to mention major men's magazines. I could go on
forever, so I will - with a lengthy tribute to the names, nicknames and
euphemisms that have come to characterize chest fever. The following extensive
but by no means exhaustive list was compiled by amateur etymologists Parker
Bennet and Tom Mannis.
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