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Banana Nut Bread
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BANANA NUT BREAD
INGREDIENTS
2 Deep Blue Sensuous Eyes
2 Well Rounded and Firm Milk Containers
1 Pair of Shaply Legs
1 Fur Lined Baking Container
1 Very Large Banana
2 Large Nuts
MIXING INSTRUCTIONS
Stare very deeply into the 2 Deep Blue Sensuous Eyes, spread the
Pair of Shapely Legs, then grasp the 2 Well Rounded and Firm Milk
Containers, and massage until the Fur Lined Baking Container is well
greased.
Then insert 1 Very Large Banana and stroke in and out of the Fur
Lined Baking Container until it is well creamed, and cover with the 2
Large Nuts. The Banana Nut Bread is done when the banana goes soft.
If the Banana Nut Bread starts to rise, you had better LEAVE TOWN
in a hurry!!!
* SLMR 2.1a *
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