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Why Women are better than beer
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REASONS WHY A WOMAN IS BETTER THAN A BEER
1. You can spend all night with women and still find your car keys.
2. A beer won't watch the kids while you go bowling (or fishing).
3. Geeky undergrads don't need to show their ID to get a woman.
4. You can have sex with a woman without cutting your winkie in her.
5. You can have the same woman more than once (if you're UP to it).
6. You can have a woman as many times as you want without having to
pray to the porcelain goddess. (now repeat after me, all you jockish
frat-boys, "rrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFF")
7. You can have as many women as you want, and still drive safely.
8. A warm woman is more enjoyable than a warm beer.
9. A cold woman is more enjoyable than a warm beer.
10. (Kentucky residents only) A sow in heat is better than a warm beer.
11. Ever try to dress a beer up in a French maid or nurse's outfit?
12. You can get great head from a flat woman.
13. A beer bottle doesn't look any better with its labels off.
14. Peeling off beer labels isn't as much fun.
15. You can suck a beer at only one spot.
16. Enjoying a beer involves a *positive* calorie intake.
17. The bottom of a beer can isn't any interesting.
18. You can't eat a beer.
19. You can't buy a beer at 9AM on Sunday.
20. There's a law about driving after having too many beers
21. You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer.
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