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Unofficial smiley face dictionary :- )
the unofficial smiley dictionary
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:-) your basic smiley. this smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or
joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection on the computer.
;-) winky smiley. user just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
more of a "don't hit me for what i just said" smiley.
:-( frowning smiley. user did not like that last statement or is upset
or depressed about something.
:-i indifferent smiley. better than a frowning smiley but not quite as
good as a happy smiley
:-> user just made a really biting sarcastic remark. worse than a :-).
>:-> user just made a really devilish remark.
those are the basic ones...here are some somewhat less common ones:
(-: user is left handed
%-) user has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*) user is drunk
[:] user is a robot
8-) user is wearing sunglasses
b:-) sunglasses on head
::-) user wears normal glasses
b-) user wears horn-rimmed glasses
:-{) user has a mustache
:-{} user wears lipstick
{:-) user wears a toupee
}:-( toupee in an updraft
:-[ user is a vampire
:-e bucktoothed vampire
:-f bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7 user just made a wry statement
:-* user just ate something sour
:-)~ user drools
:-~) user has a cold
:'-( user is crying
:'-) user is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@ user is screaming
:-# user wears braces
:^) user has a broken nose
:v) user has a broken nose, but it's the other way
=:-) user is a punk rocker
=:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
+:-) user is the pope or holds some other religious office
|-i user is asleep
|-o user is yawning/snoring
:-q user is a smoker
:-? user smokes a pipe
o-) megaton man on patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
o :-) user is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-p nyahhhh!
:-d user is laughing (at you!)
:-x user's lips are sealed
:-& user is tongue-tied
:-c user is really bummed
<|-) user is chinese
<|-( user is chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
c=:-) user is a chef
@= user is pro-nuclear war
*<:-) user is wearing a santa claus hat
:-o uh oh!
(8-o it's mr. bill!
*:o) and bozo the clown!
d8= user looks like a beaver wearing goggles and a hard hat.
e-:-) user is a ham radio operator
:-9 user is licking his/her lips
[:-) user is wearing a walkman
<:-i user is a dunce
k:p user is a little kid with a propeller beanie
@:-) user is wearing a turban
the invisible smiley
.-) user only has one eye
,-) ditto...but he's winking
c=}>;*{)) mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a hin (edfh?)
note: a lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smileys.
:) midget smiley
:i hmmm...
:( sad
:[ real downer
|^o snoring
:-#| smiley face with bushy mustache
:-0 smiley orator
:-? smiley smoking a pipe
}:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
a double-chin
:-8( condescending stare
drama :-( comedy :-) surpise :-o suspense 8-|
a pig:
:@)
bon jovi:
###
#:-)
###
ed koch:
#
:-)
#
bozo the clown:
###
:o)
###
wilt chamberlin:
:-)
willie shoemaker:
:-)
a schizophrenic:
*!#*!^*&:-)
a manic depressive:
:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ....
Charlie Chapman:
:-=0
a philosopher:
?:-)
a cadaver: (thanks, lestat)
8-||
a skull:
8<||
hope you enjoy these ... WHD
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