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The Unoficial Smilie Dictionary
Thanx Kent!
The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
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:-) Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
;-) Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
:-( Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
or depressed about something.
:-I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
good as a happy smilie
:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:
(-: User is left handed
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*) User is drunk
[:] User is a robot
8-) User is wearing sunglasses
8:-) Sunglasses on head
::-) User wears normal glasses
B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-) User is a little girl
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-{) User has a mustache
{:-) User wears a toupee
}:-( Toupee in an updraft
:-[ User is a Vampire
:-E Bucktoothed vampire
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7 User just made a wry statement
:-* User just ate something sour
:-)~ User drools
:-~) User has a cold
:'-( User is crying
:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@ User is screaming
:-# User wears braces
:^) User has a broken nose
:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
:<) User is from an Ivy League School
:-& User is tongue tied.
=:-) User is a hosehead
-:-) User is a punk rocker
-:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
:=) User has two noses
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-) Same thing...other side
|-I User is asleep
|-O User is yawning/snoring
:-Q User is a smoker
:-? User smokes a pipe
O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P Nyahhhh!
:-S User just made an incoherent statement
:-D User is laughing (at you!)
:-X User's lips are sealed
:-C User is really bummed
<|-) User is Chinese
<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
:-/ User is skeptical
C=:-) User is a chef
@= User is pro-nuclear war
:-o Uh oh!
(8-o It's Mr. Bill!
*:o) And Bozo the Clown!
3:] Pet smilie
3:[ Mean Pet smilie
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
:-9 User is licking his/her lips
%-6 User is braindead
[:-) User is wearing a walkman
(:I User is an egghead
<:-I User is a dunce
@:-) User is wearing a turban
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-: Mutant Smilie
.-) User only has one eye
,-) Ditto...but he's winking
X-( User just died
8 :-) User is a wizard
C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
a mustache, and a double chin
Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.
:) Midget smilie
:] Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
Additions by Insane :}
;-( User is faking being depressed (to get sympathy from a Big girl)
:-q User brushing lower teeth while typing (that's why the typing is slow)
:-p User brushing upper teeth
:-b User is right handed but is bushing his teeth with his left hand
:-() User has big lips (and big mouth)
:-<> (big mouth tin man)
:|-) User is a old man (has old glasses on)
:|-( (Grumpy old man)
!:-( User is a wimp (you can walk all over him/her)
==:-I User is a martian (notice the antennae)
==:-) (martian planing to take over the Earth)
=|:-) User is a magician (or is going to a formal)
|=:-I User is a professor
|=:-) (professor planing to flunk some kids)
:-)=+ User is religous
:-(=+ User is afraid of vampires
|:-) User has eyebrows s/he is proud of
:-)3 User is a little girl that wants to be a Big girl
:O) User has a big nose
:/\) User has a big nose that's broken
:\/) User has a big nose that's broken the other way
:#) User just had a nose job (cause it was too big or broken or both)
:-K User is bitting his/her lip
:-Y User's lips are not all the way sealed
:+) User is marked for death ( :+Y cause lip's were not all the way sealed)
:-o@ User is getting sucked in to a blackhole (any vortex)
:-C@ User is vomiting
:-T User is chewing something
:-)} User has a beard
:-t User just got caught
|-P User just got decked (cause user just got caught)
-)> User is being distracted (by a Big girl)
")- User can't type and read at the same time (can't touch type)
-) User is blind (and can touch type)
:- User is mute
User is invisible
[]# There is no user, you just are typing to another computer
:} User is INSANE (not crazy, it's me (well crazy too.))
Have fun with these!
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