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Paranoid is a fictional semi- humorous story I wrot


Top 10 list of activities for paranoid computer scientists
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1. egrep all user and system files for your name.
2. Keep close watch on user activities. If you see people
"talk"-ing between them, watch out! They're conspiring.
3. egrep /usr/spool/mail/* for your name.
4. Watch for people using your name as a funny password.
5. Do people use your facial profile as an icon?
6. Read ALL news groups for inter-net conspiracies.
7. Read protect all your files from infiltrators.
8. If others are read protecting their files from you, then
something is suspicious.
9. Always watch the super-user.
10. Again: beware of the super-user!


 
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