Guys and Jacking Off

by Jenny

Everything in life is just goin peachy, until you find a guy who is a complete moron when if comes to the general area of horniness.

Guy calls up,

me: Hello?

guy: i'm horny what do i do,

me: go jack off?

guy: oh ok talk to you later.

*click*

Roughly 25 minutes later

*ring ring ring*

Me: hello?

guy: i'm tired

me: ok? i care why?

guy: i got it in my eye

me: excuse you? what are you talking about?

guy: the spum

me: WTF how the hell did you get it in your eye

guy: well i was trying to look in the hole and then it just shot me in the eye me: you need a life

*click*

Why are guys so stupid!!! when you are jacking off DONT PUT YOUR HEAD BY YOUR WIENER!!! gosh, could somebody please explain why guys do that?! one word: Moron.