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Drink till I Die, funny song



Give me another drink Mister Bartender
If you don't I'm gonna stick your dick in a blender
Cause I, woh I
I'm gonna drink til I die

All I wanna do is drink as much as I can
That's why I'm a member of a heavy metal band
Cause I, woh I
I'm gonna drink til I die
I'm gonna drink til I die

Lager makes me happy, Vodka makes me mean
I'm a heavy metal drinkin' drivin' alcohol machine
Listen to me drinking, drink-n-drink-n-drink
Listen to me while I wail and scream AAAUUGGGHHH!!!

But I, woh I
I wanna drink til I die
I wanna drink til I die

I get up in the morning drink a bottle of gin
40 pounds of Lager and a Baby's sham
Cause I, woh I
I'm gonna drink til I die
I'm gonna drink til I die

(yelled)
Oh stop it's ghastly!


DRINK TIL I DIE by Bad News, © 1989 EMI Records Ltd.


 
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