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Chocolate vs Sex text file.. VERY funny...
Subj: Fwd: CHOCOLATE VS. SEX (fwd)
Date: 96-05-13 18:51:46 EDT
From: Ptmg2
To: PuNk GirL
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Forwarded Message:
Subj: Fwd: CHOCOLATE VS. SEX (fwd)
Date: 96-05-09 21:41:44 EDT
From: Badazze
To: Ptmg2
CC: Badazze
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Forwarded Message:
Subj: Fwd: CHOCOLATE VS. SEX (fwd)
Date: 96-05-09 18:36:02 EDT
From: LadyBug840
To: SweetyG15, Mystika837, BIGNAD1, Alec Wire
To: Badazze
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Forwarded Message:
Subj: Fwd: CHOCOLATE VS. SEX (fwd)
Date: 96-05-09 16:39:59 EDT
From: VAM007
To: LadyBug840
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Forwarded Message:
Subj: Fwd: CHOCOLATE VS. SEX (fwd)
Date: 96-04-20 00:35:13 EDT
From: Chronos909
To: Princess F, LVanessa, Eicats1, HAWK ET, VAM007
To: MAcker3445
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Forwarded Message:
Subj: Fwd: CHOCOLATE VS. SEX (fwd)
Date: 96-04-18 23:44:25 EDT
From: Stacey528
To: AVDelta1
CC: H2ODolphin, Chronos909, ROMEO430X0, WaS surf
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Forwarded Message:
Subj: Fwd: CHOCOLATE VS. SEX (fwd)
Date: 96-04-18 21:51:16 EDT
From: Daddoo777
To: JoanneWan, militar@mail.sdsu.edu, Silvrsky1
To: SUNeeGIRL, Stacey528
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Forwarded Message:
Subj: Fwd: CHOCOLATE VS. SEX (fwd)
Date: 96-04-18 04:20:03 EDT
From: lopema06@dons.ac.usfca.EDU (lopema06)
To: Daddoo777@aol.com, hargsu00@dons.ac.usfca.EDU, ickma00@dons.ac.usfca.EDU,
walora00@dons.ac.usfca.EDU, husael00@dons.ac.usfca.EDU
Forwarded message:
From root Mon Apr 15 19:03 PDT 1996
Message-Id: <199604160158.SAA09472@jeeves.usfca.edu>
Subject: Fwd: CHOCOLATE VS. SEX (fwd)
To: carima00@usfca.edu (Marites Carino), lopema06@usfca.edu (Marilyn Lopez),
villge00@usfca.edu (Gemini Villacarlos),
domich00@usfca.edu (Christina Domingo),
bedlamite@aol.com (Beth Gonzales), sony@cats.ucsc.edu (Sonya Taylor),
yhpeng@aol.com (Yolanda Peng), rmorales@sfsu.edu (Rosemarie Morales),
annabell@sfsu.edu (Annabelle Lumba),
asagum@vms1.cc.uop.edu (Arlene Sagum),
abarab00@usfca.edu (Abigail Abar), abacma00@usfca.edu (Lisa Abacan),
espimi00@usfca.edu (Michelle Espiritu),
celika00@usfca.edu (Karen Celis), bustva00@usfca.edu (Valerie
Bustos),
roquir00@usfca.edu (Irene Roque), roquer00@usfca.edu (Eric Roque),
cabrma00@usfca.edu (Manny Cabrera),
cabrca00@usfca.edu (Carolyn Cabrera),
OSIMON@scuacc.scu.edu (Oscar Simon),
FFINN@scuacc.scu.edu (Franco Finn), jas4shy@sfsu.edu (Shylette
Joven),
hui@sfsu.edu (Hui Chen), mejima00@usfca.edu (Margie Mejia)
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 19:02:42 -0700 (PDT)
From: reodje00 <reodje00@dons.ac.usfca.edu>
Cc: reodje00@usfca.edu (Jennifer Reodica)
Content-Type: text
Content-Length: 1889
> > >TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:
> > >1) You can GET chocolate.
> > >2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with
chocolate.
> > >3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
> > >4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
> > >5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
> > >6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
> > >7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
> > >8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called
> > > nasty names.
> > >9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
> > >10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during
working
> > > hours without upsetting your co-workers.
> > >11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face
> > slapped.
> > >12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
> > >13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
> > >14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
> > >15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
> > >16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
> > >17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
> > >18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
> > >19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
> > >20) With chocolate size doesn't matter.
> > >
> > >***Send this to 5 people or your heart will be broken in the next 24
hours.
> > >This has been proven to work. It has traveled around the world 50 times
in
> > >the past 2 weeks, and over 300 couples have broken up. So, if you have
ever
> > >wanted to fall in love, or if you want to keep whatever you have now
going,
> > >all I gotta say is get to sendin'...
> > >>
> > >> -- End of excerpt from Homersapien <jlb4u@faraday.clas.virginia.edu>
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
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Subject: Fwd: CHOCOLATE VS. SEX (fwd)
To: Daddoo777@aol.com, hargsu00@dons.ac.usfca.EDU, ickma00@dons.ac.usfca.EDU,
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