You Hit Me Babe

SONNY: When I was young, I couldn't know - I'd be a ski bum and take a fatal blow
TREE: Well, all I know, is you can't ski - Cause you hit me and baby I'm a tree

BOTH: Babe!
TREE: You hit me, Babe!
SONNY: DOA, Babe

SONNY: What kind of fool is killed by a tree - While skiing a resort that's called Heavenly
TREE: Make no mistake, you're quite a dope - If I were your age I'd take the bunny slope

BOTH: Babe!
TREE: You hit me, Babe!
SONNY: 86, Babe!

SONNY: I got a chainsaw with my things
TREE: If you'd lived, you'd see my rings
SONNY: Oh, I'm so mad, you're in the ground
TREE: I'm not to blame, you could have gone `round

SONNY: And some will say I'm like Kennedy - Don't follow his lead, cause death's no remedy
TREE: And when they put you in the ground - There ain't no arts endowment you can pound

BOTH: Babe!
TREE: You hit me, Babe!
SONNY: N.E.A., Babe?

TREE: You hit me, you're head is Spam
SONNY: I hit you, I'm Republican
TREE: You hit me, do I look like Cher?
SONNY: I hit you, haven't got a prayer
TREE: You hit me, while on a peak
SONNY: I hit you, call it Lesbian Chic
TREE: You hit me, you gotta go
SONNY: I hit you, I'm dead in snow
BOTH: I (You) hit you (me), babe!!!!!!!!!