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David Letterman's top ten things that a ballerina
"Things a Ballerina Would Never Say"
As presented on the 04/08/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN
10. "You gonna finish those cheese fries?"
9. "I can't get the chewing tobacco stains out of my unitard"
8. "I'm loopy from all the spinning"
7. "My dream is to do a ballet version of `Smokey and the Bandit'"
6. "Baseball players can scratch themselves. Why can't we?"
5. "I don't know which I love more -- `Swan Lake' or Ricki Lake"
4. "When I have to jump really high, I pretend there's a ferret
biting me in the ass"
3. "I love the Quizstar 5000!"
2. "Hey girls -- let's go beat the hell outta some opera singers"
1. "I'll have what Rush is having"
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