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What to wear when picking up girls

SUMMER VACATION

Hey guys.... Here is a little edge I have discovered. School is almost
out and how are we going the spend our vacation? With girls right?

By accident I was going to Bullards Bar to look at the chicks.

Usually guys like me and my friends are out of luck with no boat.
Let me tell you how I really made out.

I went over to my mothers house to get my laundry and take a shower
before going out. I didn't find any soap in the bath room. There was
only shampoo. It was a brand called Lady Clairol Herbal Essence. So I
showered with it. My whole body felt soft. My hair shined and I
smelled really good.

With my asshole friend, I took my pickup to Bullads Bar. What luck!
Two chicks hitch-hiking. Cindy came up front with me and Megan got
in the back with Ted. Then Megan started banging on the window. I
stopped and she wanted up front so all four of us got in the cab.
Cindy got really close to me and put her hand on my leg. Just when I
was falling in love with Cindy, Megan put her arm over the seat and
put her warm hand on my neck. I was in heaven. Two pretty girls after
me.

It is going to be a good summer.

Remember guys...Lady Clairol Herbal Essence. It worked for me and I
hope it works for you.

Moe Modem



 
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