I have a spare car radio antenna in the garage, and a 2 week term break .

Anything I could do with it ? (:

-I'm sorry if its a stupid question or someone already brought this up or it doesn't belong here. -

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Originally posted by w1nDbReAkEr:
I have a spare car radio antenna in the garage, and a 2 week term break .

Anything I could do with it ? (:

-I'm sorry if its a stupid question or someone already brought this up or it doesn't belong here. -

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yea, whip your womans arse with it. lol

seriously, it's probably just about perfect for your local fm stuff.

Yep, just whip it:
http://tinyurl.com/lws8f

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Originally posted by MR END:
Yep, just whip it:
http://tinyurl.com/lws8f

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ROFL!!

this is sooo coool!!

i nearly pissed my pants!! thanx mr. :)

Make a zip gun! Nah only joking theres a whole host of great stuff you can do with aa arial, just use your imagination.........

Use it on a car?

I vote you hit people with it. Endless fun.

You could shove it up your ass and put a black and yellow striped top on and pretend you're a bee.

-sneaky grin-
yeahhh . . . whipping suddenly sounds appealing... now that I've got the ways and means ;p

Well thanks y'all : D
I'll be using the antenna creatively 0=D

Turn it into a crack pipe.

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Originally posted by cracky:
Turn it into a crack pipe.

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I second that...

You don't even need to make it into a crack pipe. You can use it as a stem for a regular pipe if you'd like. I did that with a piece of an antennae and it works. I only use one segment of an extendable one but you should use the whole thing so it can telescope.

I hear you can break car windows with those things. Stick the thick end in the corner of the window nearest the rear view mirror, pull the tip back, and let it whip down. Repeat until window shatters. Loot car.

Oh, wow. I'm in RFA. Whoops.

You could get really retro and make a zip gun.

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Originally posted by AnalDisco:
I hear you can break car windows with those things. Stick the thick end in the corner of the window nearest the rear view mirror, pull the tip back, and let it whip down. Repeat until window shatters. Loot car.

Oh, wow. I'm in RFA. Whoops.

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Or, you could just throw a rock at it?

simply get on your bike and go as fast as you can, smack someone with it at top speed on the back of the neck

See how far it goes up your nose till you get blood.

Sharpen it to a fine point with a long narrow angle, glue it to a wall at ear level, allow the point to extend, power up the antenna so you can:

DO US ALL A FAVOR AND DIE.

PEACE,

PF

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Originally posted by feeble89:
I second that...

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Third.

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Originally posted by mouser55:
simply get on your bike and go as fast as you can, smack someone with it at top speed on the back of the neck

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That made me laugh when I read it. I think I`am going to try that too.

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Originally posted by Halvy101:
yea, whip your womans arse with it. lol

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Nearly choked to death on that one. Thanks.

sharpen it and stab the next kid that looks at u funny

sexsexsexse

make a sextant?
and use the tube of the antenna to sight down..

and you could measure line of sight for your radio

and the distance you've travelled through the wilderness; you could use the rest of the antenna as a machete to cut down the brush as you wander the wilderness in search of a woman to whack and she will hear you commming because antennas also make neat noises when you swing them in the air

and metal arrows? so you could play Cupid?

you could woo her by using it to roast marshmallows

and knock down honey hives

then use it as a telescoping fishing pole

or to hang your hat on when you make love to her

for an after coital smoke, you can use a section of it to chase the dragon
or to run up the white flag if she chased you..

or as a telescoping support for the flowers in your garden if you want her to chase you again<

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Originally posted by Cakes:
sex sex sexse

make a sextant?
and use the tube of the antenna to sight down..

and you could measure line of sight for your radio

and the distance you've travelled through the wilderness; you could use the rest of the antenna as a machete to cut down the brush as you wander the wilderness in search of a woman to whack and she will hear you commming because antennas also make neat noises when you swing them in the air

and metal arrows? so you could play Cupid?

you could woo her by using it to roast marshmallows

and knock down honey hives

then use it as a telescoping fishing pole

or to hang your hat on when you make love to her

for an after coital smoke, you can use a section of it to chase the dragon
or to run up the white flag if she chased you..

or as a telescoping support for the flowers in your garden if you want her to chase you again<

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ROFL!!

It is things like this, that make me wonder how anyone, can not love totse to death!!



[This message has been edited by Halvy101 (edited 03-18-2006).]

Totse loves us in many ways, i wasn't happy about using a straw for my sextant but an antenna will be perfect.

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Originally posted by cracky:
Turn it into a crack pipe.

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now that is some endless fun........well til the rock runs out....then you hafta rob some stranger for more money to buy more rock....or so i'm told.....

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Originally posted by EmptyBottle:
now that is some endless fun........well til the rock runs out....then you hafta rob some stranger for more money to buy more rock....or so i'm told.....

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Well then you just stab em with the antenna. 2 in 1.

Haha, we could write a book on the uses of an antenna...

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Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:
Haha, we could write a book on the uses of an antenna...

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Write the book with an antenna perhaps?