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Old 2002-10-17, 00:29
KarlMaloneSay KarlMaloneSay is offline
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Default Karl Malone lost 26 lbs!

i lost 26 pounds in a month! yay! heres my step by step guide to losing weight :-D

1.)develop/fake a serious ass case of ADD, even tho i really have it
2.) get your doctor to perscribe you Adderall XR, 12 hours of calmness and no appetite...dont snort it!!!! just take the capsules, at first theyll be the 6 hour tablets...just regular Adderall, but youll have to build up to a high enough dosage to supress appetite enough.
3.) once you start to feel less hungry just go along with it and you should lose...

thats all! o and for those of you unfamiliar with ADD/ADHD symptoms, say that you commonly blurt things out and you can never concentrate and that its been going on since you were in about 2nd grade or something...rock back and forth alot or just do something repetitively and if he ask what it is say you cant stop...dont overdo it, if you overdo it hell think your faking and youll get in trouble rather than get amphetamines!
peace, hope that helped!
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Old 2002-10-17, 02:39
TheSell0ut TheSell0ut is offline
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Default Re: Karl Malone lost 26 lbs!

Fuck up the computerized hand-to-eye coordination test as well, make sure you pretend to loose interest(you probably will anyway).
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Old 2002-10-17, 21:11
Null Null is offline
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Default Re: Karl Malone lost 26 lbs!

......or you can loose weight the healty way, excersise and diet
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Old 2002-10-18, 03:44
LordJugz LordJugz is offline
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Default Re: Karl Malone lost 26 lbs!

Null, thats too much work though, why not just take pills? =)
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Old 2002-10-18, 16:37
KarlMaloneSay KarlMaloneSay is offline
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Default Re: Karl Malone lost 26 lbs!

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Originally posted by LordJugz:
Null, thats too much work though, why not just take pills? =)


exactly- diet and excercise isnt easy, taking a pill in the morning is...
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Old 2002-10-21, 01:07
[NIN] the perfect drug [NIN] the perfect drug is offline
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Default Re: Karl Malone lost 26 lbs!

question- cant you do that with either super caffien, and just not stop running around, or the "ainti-hunger" drugs, were you just dont feel like eating, both over the counter at storrs everyware?
 
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