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#1
 2002-09-11, 08:53
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What bin Laden Should Have done.
Bin Laden made a mistake when he destroyed the twin towers. He tried to make the ecomony fall by taking out the trade towers but the worst he did is possibly give us another holiday for a matteress sale.
What Bin laden should have done was take out the irs building so americans would think he is on our side. Then Laden boy would have no trouble recruiting americans for his terrorist activities.
What you think?
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#2
 2002-09-11, 15:18
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
well,.... ummm.... yeah... thats just about the stupidest thing i've ever heard...
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#3
 2002-09-11, 21:44
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
I would agree except for:
"Those that Castro killed didn't die".
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#4
 2002-09-17, 04:28
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
he (or whoever) should have attacked all millitary targets, all over the world.
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#5
 2002-09-17, 15:41
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
he wanted to piss off america so we'd attack arabs, so they'd get even more pissed than they already were. i think he did a damn good job. except he should have hit the riverside on the pentagon, where the more important people are.
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#6
 2002-09-17, 21:14
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
quote: Originally posted by 4ot: he wanted to piss off america so we'd attack arabs, so they'd get even more pissed than they already were. i think he did a damn good job. except he should have hit the riverside on the pentagon, where the more important people are.
I think he should make California sink into the ocean.
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#7
 2002-09-18, 05:15
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
quote: Originally posted by Joe Boo: I think he should make California sink into the ocean.
we know we know you hate california. quit bitching about it already.
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#8
 2002-09-18, 22:39
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
quote: Originally posted by 4ot: we know we know you hate california. quit bitching about it already.
When it disappears off the face of the earth, I will, until then, I'll continue.
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#9
 2002-09-20, 02:05
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
If the goal was to engage the west in a culture war, good show. It appears to me that both sides of the despot card are hell bent on everlasting war. Seeking to bring the US and Allies into a never ending cycle of violence, Those parties responsible hit the mark.
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#10
 2002-10-07, 15:22
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
It's an interesting idea attacking the IRS. However there would be such a pro-american propaganda flood that any joy would be dissolved in a barrage of half truths and pseudo-patriotism. In addition to american flag stickers on peoples cars they'd probably have honk if you love taxes stickers as well.
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#11
 2002-10-08, 20:44
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
Osama, that muslim piece of shit, would happly attackt the IRS buildings.
After all, they keep children there in day care.
I vote for nuking the middle east and thereby making sure we never suffer a glass shortage.
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#12
 2002-10-09, 02:42
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
yes because we all know everyone in the middle east is part of the al quieda plotting against america, every single one of them
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#13
 2002-10-09, 02:55
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Who's Your Daddy? 
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
Not all of them. There is this one guy, Abib, who lives in Halab. He can live.
The rest of the arabs can all just fucking die.
BTW, Israelis are not, in my book, arabs.
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#14
 2002-10-09, 06:54
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Nox 
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
quote: Originally posted by Who's Your Daddy?: BTW, Israelis are not, in my book, arabs.
I don't think that it's just in your book either. I am certain that both the Israeli's and the Arabs agree on that one. Nox
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#15
 2002-10-09, 21:28
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
Can't speak for everybody, but of Osama had flatened the UN Building, I might even consider nominating him Humanitarian Of The Year.
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#16
 2002-10-10, 13:53
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
I think the attacks on the WTC opened our eyes to the world and if it didnt its opening up slowly.
God help us for the future.
Peace Renegade,
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#17
 2002-10-13, 14:23
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
quote: Originally posted by gombowlzombie: Bin Laden made a mistake when he destroyed the twin towers. He tried to make the ecomony fall by taking out the trade towers but the worst he did is possibly give us another holiday for a matteress sale.
What Bin laden should have done was take out the irs building so americans would think he is on our side. Then Laden boy would have no trouble recruiting americans for his terrorist activities.
What you think?
no... bin laden shouldnt have done anything...he shouldve stayed in his cave and ate some crackers...
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#18
 2002-10-13, 16:34
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
quote: Originally posted by Nox: I don't think that it's just in your book either. I am certain that both the Israeli's and the Arabs agree on that one.
Nox
very true. what i find exceedingly funny tho is the fact that arabs and israelis are both semetic. you wouldn't know this from the way israels supporters label any one who is against the occupation 'anti-semetic'
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#19
 2002-10-16, 00:07
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
He should've taken out congress, the white house, the IRS, the DEA, the ATF, the CIA, the FBI, the NSA and the supreme court. I'd give him a spliff instead of buying him a drink since his damn fool religion doesn't allow booze.
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#20
 2002-10-16, 00:42
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Nox 
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
quote: Originally posted by 4ot: you wouldn't know this from the way israels supporters label any one who is against the occupation 'anti-semetic'
I just saw this, don't know why I haven't read this thread sooner. I find the irony of your statement to be incredible. I have wondered the same often. Nox
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#21
 2002-10-28, 16:09
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
quote: Originally posted by Renegade: I think the attacks on the WTC opened our eyes to the world and if it didnt its opening up slowly.
God help us for the future.
Peace Renegade,
Some little things that hopefully open all of your eyes. First of all nothing justifies killing of another being. Every country has a story, but to make long things short to start every month about 4500 innocent children died due to malnutrion in IRAQ. Calculate it from 1991 that how many kids died. I think much more than 9/11. Take Eastern Europe, kids eyes are taken out from living skulls with coffee spoons their organs also sold out, girls drove into prostituion and pornogrophy. In Palestine kids were killed and being killed just because they throw stones. The helicopters and F16s were supplied by USA as Israel doesn't have the capability to produce. The first nuke to be used was by a democratic, freedom loving country called US of A. More than 50,000 died and thousands more injured. Taliban killed more than 24,000 men, women and kids a year ago in Mazar-e-Sharif. Saddam killed Kurds using chemical gas and was backed by USA who was happy too see Iraq as ally with war with Iran. The count will go on and on. USA creates fanatics like Osama when he was fighting Russia. The only thing is it doesn't matter which country, continent, culture or religion they are from, some people use others to kill innocent for power/money or some other vested interest. Most of them are democratically elected and live in free country which practice tyranny abroad.
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#22
 2002-10-30, 06:59
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
I think he should have bombed prisons. That would start a civil war, because whiny liberals would demand no fly-zones, and conservatives would applaud. If the bombings continued, things would get tense.
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#23
 2002-11-04, 21:28
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
WHAT BINLADEN SHOULD HAVE DONE IS DIED A SLOW AND VERY VERY PAINFUL DEATH WITH FIRE AND SICKNESS AND PAIN LOT'S AND LOT'S OF PAIN AND PEOPLE SHOULD PISS ON HIM AND SHIT ON HIM. AND ALL OF HIS FAGET FOLLOWERS SHOULD BE MADE TO DRINK A GALLON OF GAS AND RUN THROUGH A FIELD OF FLAMES WITH THE DEVIL SPITING ON HIM GOD LET THAT SHIT HEAD WAIT OOOO LET HIM WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#24
 2002-11-12, 04:50
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
i reckon that bin laden shouldnt have killed civilians, i mean bin laden has a case and should be backed but he should only go for military targets and less civilians
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#25
 2002-11-12, 16:27
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
quote: Originally posted by Who's Your Daddy?: Osama, that muslim piece of shit, would happly attackt the IRS buildings.
After all, they keep children there in day care.
I vote for nuking the middle east and thereby making sure we never suffer a glass shortage.
I ovet for nuking: -Whole Afrika -Middle East (incl. Isreal) -Antartica (take that pinguins [they're on antartica right?]) -Parts of asia and oceania edit: I have no idea what ovet means. I'd correct it, but I have forgotten what's it supposed to be. [This message has been edited by XeNobiTe (edited 11-12-2002).]
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#26
 2002-11-13, 03:27
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...no no no. All he had to do was instead of ramming jets intha damn things, he shoulda hit up his homie Hussein for some Anthrax and spread that shit around. which would have caused the american people to become frightened, causing the military to instill martial law and overwhelming media hype to cause me to get pissed off at the government even more so than i already am and give me a fucking incentive to kick some ass. Project Overmind baby.
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#27
 2002-11-14, 06:03
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There Were so many thinges that bin Laden should have done. but the only thing his littel fanatic brain could figure out was to hit the two biggest buildings and wierd pentagon thing he head so muchs aboout.
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#28
 2002-12-08, 09:29
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
I think you mean vote
Anyways, if Usama is such a badass, lets see HIM crash a plane into something.
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#29
 2002-12-09, 08:40
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
Tacticaly, Al Qaeda and UBL have shown their weakness by not having a follow up attack of any magnitude inside the U.S. The Basic principal of terrorisim is to demoralize a larger stronger force, by hurting civilian targets and creating fear, thereby casuing the stronger gov't to give in to terrorist demands. UBL killed about three thousand people of i believe around eighty nations in about two hours. This operation took years to pull off, killed far fewer than it should have, and and instilled fear and confusion in our country for about four hours. Without a second follow through attack, UBL has shown his reach is about the same as any other wannabe Saddam Hussein.
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#30
 2002-12-10, 07:32
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
I only wished that plane would have hit the U.S. Capitol while it was in session full of those godamn congressional demons in 3-piece suits appropriating the funny money to thier friend$. This trickle down shit has got to end... Thanks Bin-maybe your ghost will help the "terrorists" in Chile, Columbia & Venezuela fight off the superpower oil junkie. - No More blood for oil- OUT>
[This message has been edited by GNASTY (edited 12-11-2002).]
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#31
 2002-12-10, 08:26
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
quote: This trickle down shit has got to end...
I am interested by what you mean, please elaborate. quote: Thanks Bin-maybe your ghost will help the "terrorists" in Chile, Columbia & Venezuela fight off the superpower oil junkie. - No More blood for oil
Again, what do you mean by this. I feel like their is a good debate about to loom here, it just needs more elaboration.
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#32
 2002-12-10, 09:40
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
bin laden should have dueled with bush... since after all it's all between them... (leader hates leader) why bother to spend all the money on the bombs and planes? a few bullets dont cost that much...
and a duel dont cost as many lives... (if osama dares)
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#33
 2002-12-10, 22:49
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
The reason Al-Qaeda didn't follow up with another assault in the US is because their objective has already been accomplished.
Osama bin Laden may be a fundamentalist nutjob, but he ain't dumb. He knows that his most successful endeavor ever was against another seemingly-invincible superpower. What did he have to do to negate that nation's overwhelming advantages? Take advantage of the rocky terrain and fanatically independent inhabitants of Afghanistan, and defeat the enemy in a long guerilla war that saps their strength.
Osama's goal has long been to draw us into a messy colonial war. When he says "we will defeat you like we defeated the Soviet infidels," he means that more or less literally. We can all see that the USSR came down largely because it was fundamentally unsound, and the Afghan War just served to speed things up. From where OBL is standing, though, it was the mighty Islamic Jihad that beat the soviets, and he intends to work that same magic on America.
His first attempt at this may well have been the short-lived American intervention in Somalia. Osama went to great lengths to support Mohammed Farah Aidid and his troops, in hopes of sucking America into an endless war. This attempt, if that's what it was, was thwarted when Clinton yanked our boys out in the aftermath of the Battle of Mogadishu (the only recorded instance of Clintonian cowardice working in America's favor).
So what does Osama do? He takes it to our very shores. He commits an act of such unspeakable depravity that Americans, understandably, want Osama's head on a pike. And if they want it, they gotta come into Afghanistan and get it. Commence massive colonial war.
Has it worked? Only partially. George Bush, it seems, has recognized the possibility of another Vietnam, and has put a cap of 5000 troops on deployment to Afghanistan. This could change, however, if the political winds shift. Al Gore, when asked about his plans for the war on terror, has broached the subject of putting some 20,000 men on the ground in Afghanistan. It's not impossible to visualize even greater deployments to the nation in the relatively near future.
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#34
 2002-12-11, 04:04
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
NUKE: Are you aware of the destabilization thats happening south of the border? I'll paste a part of what I wrote on another forum> I remember hearing about the above ground oil pipelines in Columbia that are owned by the U.S,. Rogue locals are puncturing them and collecting the "spice" using plastic containers. As you know, the U.S. has saturated the Columbian police and armies with a full compliment of high tech weaponery. These locals "terrorists" who dont have no land and nothing to eat on thier own g*damn land are now getting fired upon by both Columbian & U.S. armies. Its one thing to go into countires like Chile Nicaragua and Columbia w/ tons of cash for political and resource bribery but then to attack people whos land is being raped by the defunct laws and sellout native officials for taking whats rightfully thiers because the U.S. can produce no more than 5% of the neccessary 26-30% of the worlds oil by weaving perverse CIA and DOD missions is downright fucking evil. The great SATAN is on the move. Better get outta da way of its ass or get crapped on. Running 85% ethanol or electric hybrids may buy time-but get ready for a post chemical/nuclear mad max scenerio. The people in power can only maintain control for another 5-10 yrs. All the money in the world and U.S backed military coupes (Chile, Pakastan etc. etc.) wont stop the millions of hungry angry pissed off peasants...and you wonder why arabs are running into buildings. [WTO buildings at that]. A superpower will always get resentment. All the worlds a stage. Its time we start playing the kinder gentler part. OUT>
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#35
 2002-12-16, 11:16
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
quote: Originally posted by 4ot: very true. what i find exceedingly funny tho is the fact that arabs and israelis are both semetic. you wouldn't know this from the way israels supporters label any one who is against the occupation 'anti-semetic'
It's true. Someone did a dna test between arabs and jews. Turns out they are the same race.
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#36
 2002-12-18, 00:53
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
please read my post here.. http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum31/HTML/000519.html
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#37
 2002-12-21, 06:50
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Is this terrorism thing a vengence thing because of the hospital America was s'posed to help blow up or some shit?
I think the purpose of the WTC being suicide bombed is economics. America's strong point is it's economical status in the world, and if America's economy plummeted, they wouldn't be able to get their weapons, cures for diseases (that could be spread via biological warfare) and they probably wouldn't be backed up as strongly with it's allies, unless America convinced it's allies they were in danger.
With this 'war on terror', didn't America lose a squillion dollars just before Bush said 'yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll fight 'em?' (Well, he said something pretty fucking similar) And isn't war an economical 'upper' if you win?
I think Bin Laden should have gotten all the capitals of the world, simultanously (I know it's not how it's spelt) with crashing airplanes, biological war-fare and send in a shit load of angry peasants with big-assed guns. We'd all be shittin' ourselves then.
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#38
 2002-12-22, 04:19
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quote: Originally posted by gombowlzombie: It's true. Someone did a dna test between arabs and jews. Turns out they are the same race.
Jews and arabs are cousins. But anyone can be anti-semitic. Even Jews believe it or not.
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#39
 2002-12-24, 19:07
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
Actually, there is no permanent animal or human population in antartica, which is probably why it is considered internationally owned. And i truelly hope that that post of yours was to be considered sarcastic.
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#40
 2002-12-24, 22:48
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quote: Originally posted by ScreamOfDeath: Actually, there is no permanent animal or human population in antartica
The 'King Penguin' is indiginous to where? Nox
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#41
 2002-12-25, 01:06
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Artic, I believe.
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#42
 2003-01-03, 12:46
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I dont think i wod risk my life fore my country....If nowhan did it thats wodent be any warr Right?...What jack ass offer hes life fore he�s/She�s country
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#43
 2003-01-04, 03:30
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--------------------------------------------USA creates fanatics like Osama when he was fighting Russia. ----------originally posted-----------------
If I remember correctly Osama was being funded by the US during those conflicts.
Anyway it's all bullshit, war (as glorified as it is), sucks, period. It's even worse when civilians are harmed. But fuck the civilians in those trade towers! What's the difference when our government takes our children (18 yr. olds) for war? Man I realize we need fucking government for order, but it's sucks nonetheless.
Anyway I think bin laden is in China, I really do. There are plenty of Muslins in weatern asia, I'm sure he's holed up there somewhere. Think about it. We have free run of Pakistan and Afganistan and all those other countries, and we can't find him there. Where would he go that he could hide in a remote region with supply lines? somewhere the US didn't have free reign. CHINA. di di mau motherfucker
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#44
 2003-01-08, 00:25
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Re: What bin Laden Should Have done.
Well, regardeless, the world, not just the US, not the Mid. East, the whole world is soon gonna be fucked. Wheather it be by some natural disaster shit, or by some real fucked up military strikes, its all gonna come crashing down and we're gonna be fucked. I myself try not to worry about this stuff, since I'm only 15, I can't vote or drive or serve in the military or work, so I'm just enjoying the time that I have where I have very little responsibilities.
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