It's a song I wrote for all of you inbred country fans.

When I look into them big brown eyes,
I reckon I can't tell you no lies,
And when I tell you this, you're gonna think it's kind of queer.
I don't want my little secret to hurt us,
But I brought you on "Jerry" for a purpose,
Darlin', I've been fuckin all our steer.

I been a dippin' and a drinkin'
And porkin my cousins
My daddy's my uncle
Got a possum in the oven.
My favorite things in life
Might make ya real sick,
But I got a hankerin
For a beefy cow dick.

Well my mother's brother is my pa,
My daddies sister is my ma.
I got eleven fingers
And thirteen toes.
I even have a tail
And an extra nose.
I drive around in my mud boggin Chevy,
My wife has no teeth and she's real fuckin heavy.
She's a dirty fuckin cunt with big saggy fanny,
But I should be nice, cause she's also my granny.

When I joined up with the Ku Klux Klan,
They gave me my costume, and I felt like a man.
But instead of burnin crosses and lynchin all the blacks,
We just go behind the shed and fuck each other in the ass.

I been a dippin and a drinkin
And porkin my cousins,
My favorite cow Geech
Just gave me some lovin
My favorite things in life
Might make ya real sick,
But I got a hankerin
For a beefy cow dick.

Yeehaw.