About
Community
Bad Ideas
Drugs
Ego
Erotica
Fringe
Society
Technology
register | bbs | search | rss | faq | about
meet up | add to del.icio.us | digg it
Go Back   Community > Arts > Eat your words
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Eat your words This forum, formerly known as Vogon poetry, has now been expanded to include all forums of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
 #1 
Old 2002-12-19, 15:46
evil0verl0rd evil0verl0rd is offline
Regular
 
Default desperate to get laid

written off the top off my head\

22
hormones coursing thru
my veins
delayed adolescence?
tried once, painful
foreskin no back pull
now older and wise
circumcise?
kinda embarrassed
harassed
excessive masturbation
releases sexual tension
won't last long
this maybe my swansong
virgin at 22?
oh-so-cute?
nah!
holy fahhk
2 packs of cigs
powdered curly wigs
feel like shit
that's it.
women! take pity on me.
hmmm-lets see.


hmmmm. interesting
feedback plz.
 #2 
Old 2002-12-29, 15:24
evil0verl0rd evil0verl0rd is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: desperate to get laid

hey!!! why isn't anyone giving me any feedback on this???
waaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 #3 
Old 2002-12-31, 09:51
Forever_2_Wheels Forever_2_Wheels is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: desperate to get laid

look into your power-of-knowing.,
without being too criptic,
there's a very good TOPIC-POSTED already!
find it
hope-to-have-been-some-assistance

[This message has been edited by Forever_2_Wheels (edited 12-31-2002).]
 #4 
Old 2003-01-12, 12:14
BlowStuffUp BlowStuffUp is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: desperate to get laid

Now you are getting it Forever_2_Wheels!

Good on you!

as members of totse it is our responsibility to help others with any questions they may have, but if they are too lazy to have a look for themselves, then it is our privelage... no, no , RIGHT to flame them and tell them that they are a lazy prick and should look for it themselves!
 
To the best of our knowledge, the text on this page may be freely reproduced and distributed.
 

totse.com certificate signatures
 
 
About | Community | Bad Ideas | Drugs | Ego | Erotica | Fringe | Society | Technology
Hot Topics