check it out.

:enter jesus.

Apostles: Holy jesus Holy Jesus! Holy jesus Holy Jesus! Holy jesus Holy Jesus! OHHHHH Holy Jesus!

Judas: HOLY JESUS HOLY JESUS!

Jesus: Alright stop, collaborate and listen
Son of god is back with a brand new mission
Holy does as HOly can
My name is Jesus and im the man

Judas: HOLY JESUS HOLY JESUS!

Jesus: im a holy mother fucker from nazareth
im a holy mother fucker im the virgin birth
hear me romans and hear me jews
Im a dancing man, and i just cant lose

::Jesus Breakdances::

Apostles: Holy jesus Holy Jesus! Holy jesus Holy Jesus! Holy jesus Holy Jesus! OHHHHH Holy Jesus!

Mary: He aint no stoner he aint no loser
he aint no pagan he aint no boozer
he aint no hethen he aint no scrubba
Jesus: word up bitch im a holy mutha fucka

Judas: HOLY JESUS HOLY JESUS!

Jesus: word out to the masses in the roman drive-by
jesus tell you all about a HOLY life-style
i dont do drugs and i dont do pot
and suckas that step in my way'll get SHOT

Apostles: Holy jesus Holy Jesus! Holy jesus Holy Jesus! Holy jesus Holy Jesus! OHHHHH Holy Jesus!


:enter satan

Satan:yo jesus dude you forgot to mention
theres a badass motha with an unHOLY convention
me name be satan so you had better run
Or pick up that phone and dial 911

:acolytes HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN! SATAN HAIL SATAN! SATAN HAIL SATAN! OOOOH HAILSATAN

Judas: Hail satan hail satan.


That's then end of that scene.

Bloody terrific.

You have some great talent - hope this doesnt sit on your computer for a life time though, and you can do something with it. Though shit, I can imagine the religious nuts protesting now if this were to become a musical!

What tune do you sing it to? I just sat here and made up my own.

he!he! very amusing.

May I please take a copy of that for my own?
That is freaken precious. Good job.

-=MaTrIXSpirit=-

sure,

3 lines from it ares tolen by the way. The first line, "alright stop, collaborate and listen" is also the first line from vanilla ice ice baby. "im a dancing man and i just cant lose", is from stayin alive, and 'suckas that step in my way'll get shot" is form some kid rock song. I wrote the rest myself

rofl... classic, man.

you're going to finish the musical, right?

i thought about it. but the bible is pretty damn long

Hey, shouldn't satan be doing the cursing, not "jesus?" lol.

-=MaTrIXSpirit=-

lmao...That was fucking cool... any plans to develop it further?

I hope you don't mind if i copy paste it on my site ? give me your URl so i can put a link there.