one time I had a Gorrilla....I called him Jermaine, I made him clean the floors, make my food, and do practically everything else while I sat on my ass and watched the tube...

When Jermaine was bad I tied him to the barn and whipped him with a whip...he didnt like this..but it was not half as bad as what I did to his gorrilla sister shonikwa..I bought her from the zoo as well...anyways I caught Shonikwa trying to escape my plantation one day ...she was singin "Follow the Drinking Gorde!!!"I think she was heading north...anyways I tied her to my truck and dragged her down the street....when I stopped ...she was one dead ni...I mean gorilla!

Anyways Jermaine is a good gorilla...I reward him with plenty of waddymelon,chicken,and kool-aid....he loves it when we play basketball!!

Anyways gorillas, make excellent pets,and can be great sla...I mean servants...Ifyou know how to tame them...which can be a strenuos task..

I demand a shrubery!

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Originally posted by ScorchedWeasel:
I demand a shrubery!

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you must cut down the tallest tree in the forest... with a herring!