There once was a man named Mcfryed.
Who smoked untill he was pie-eyed.
But the grass that he bought,
was affecting his thought,
his IQ went down like the tide.

lol... i'm amused

here's my contribution:

sickity, ickity splat
the truck ran over the cat
bumped up, then down, then turned around
to make sure the kitty was flat

How about something to get in the Christmas spirit a little early.

Santa went for a sliegh ride.
He got yellow stuff in his eye.
As he said blindly,
but not very kindly,
"if you reindeer keep pissing, you'll die"!

hmm... if we're going to add bodily fluids to the mix...

There once was a prince from Alrud
Who had quite a hankering for pud.
So he found a princess,
Got her to undress,
And licked up the fresh menstrual blood.

There once was a young brunette
the dick she wanted she could not get
she fondled her twat
and her g-spot
and got her matress all wet

She was naked and made my thing rise,
so I slammed it inbetween her thighs.
I fucked like it was a race,
and blew my nut on her face,
when it dried she could not open her eyes.

there once was a woman from twickenham
who had boots but couldnt walk quick in them
on a bus she felt queer
Screamed "here here"
then took off her boots and was sick in them

for yall under the english crown....

o pity the Duchess of Kent!
her cunt is so dreadfully bent
the poor wench does stammer
"i need a slegehammer"
"to pound a man into my vent"

Mcfryed stroked on his cock
and nutted inside a tube sock
he threw it on the wall
it never did fall
at least it matches the clock

Mcfryed was addicted to cheese
his stomach oh boy did it please
he once tried to quit
but is still hooked on the shit
his addiction has become a disease

Mcfryd stayed up all night
smokin r0x was his real reasons for bein all pie eyed,
he bullshet u all, fibbed, or plain lied
oh that lil fuckin harry potsmoker with his broom strokin ride,
movin his curled jizzm tide all over himself includin his eye.

rudebwoy's dad raped him in the butt
and made rudebwoy swallow his nut
this incestual rape
wall all caught on tape
and rudebwoy's mom masturbates to that smut

Oh, just one thing rudebwoy. This is a topic entitled "lymeric", I suggest you learn how to write one, dumbass.

rudebwoy gives a lot of head
he'll enjoy it till he is dead
he likes sucking guys dry
and takes jizz in the eye
he even dreams of it while he's in bed

rudebwoy is a spunk-loving queer
theres an entrance sign above his rear
he likes getting reamed
and also double teamed
and he doesn't even shed one single tear

and that was written after how many joints??? ;o)

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Originally posted by The Gemini:
and that was written after how many joints??? ;o)

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The first lymeric: 1
The rest: 0

hickory dickory dock,
two mice ran up a clock,
the clock struck one;
but the other got away with minor injuries

Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Most rhymes rhyme,
but this one doesn't.


Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ass,
and turned it into nylon.