Ooh, this is fun, but pretty hard to avoid the rhyming temptation.

STRYLING JAMBER

I snortled as you chortled,
the snowgrums welling up.
In the capacity of lovester,
you overfloweth my cup.

To timbucktoo and evermore
a further farthing back,
You are the snorkledumdruck and are brilliant in the luminous fourposter divan.

From xanadu to alpha mex,
my amorie abounds beyond.
It?s not singularly intercousteal eventuals,
you know, that turn me on.

Your cortextual activity really is significal
Without the glibber-glaabber and tranfissis lix
Transcension of the mottomless would leave you less than
subtemacular.

What I?m trying to submounge,
In a herby-jeeby rackarse,
Is that you?re my stryling jamber watchit,
and I?m your loosid limba getchit.

Ms Tooth Fairy
Copyright 2002.