There once was a man from Nantucket
who had a dick so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
if his ear was a cunt he would fuckit

One more,

There once was a woman from azores
whos cunt was covered with sores
and nobody would eat
the nasty green meat
that loosely hung from her drawers

There ones was a girl named Rita
Who loved to eat creamy velveta
as she walked by
all the guys would sigh
"Gosh golly gee I'd like to eat'a"

There once was a man from clair
Who was fuckin his wife on the stair
the railing broke
and he doubled his stroke
and finished her off in mid-air

-ShadowFist