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originally posted in meta's forum
hmmm...
havt read hitchhikers guide...
hence no idea of vogon poetry...
but i should know what bad poetry is...
heres my pathetic attempt
and i hope none of you mind that i dont ever use sentence case.

NEW UNCLE
oh dearest , dearest grandpappy
my mental state is now officialy "happy"
even though i doubt he is the fruit of your loins.
"rocking", is the phrase, when i see my new uncle, that my mind coins.
maybe someday he will make yu proud
"freedy, now that's my son", you will stand up in the concert hall and shout out loud.
angry, will turn to you the faces of an entire crowd.
as u slink back in your seat they wil have "why'd" and "how'd"
but as of now hes a little baby boy
his 13-year old mother calls him " my bundle of joy".
he doesnt let her do her homework
infact, she keps referring to him as that non-homework-allowing turk.
but is he my nephew, or my uncle, mister?
cuz that thirteen year old is my sister.

>>>ouch dat was baaaad
didnt turn out the way i wanted it at all. well, back to work for now.

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Well I had already posted this in Meta's forum. No feedback there.
Am working on one more. real Vogon Rules.
till then...