my friend is jo jo ninja
he has a big house
and inside is an elaborate sack
woven out of stuff that can be woven
if i reach in i know i can only pull out whatever was already in the sack
what if i was to pull out something from the house ?
the house is big and the sack is kinda small in comparison
but it is big for a sack
there is stuff in the house but not as much stuff as there is in the sack
inside the sack
i can see
whatever i want
because upclose you can see detail
if your too close you wont see good though
oh cracks in my hand make me realize i am old
I notice that i only have one hand
thinking about my only hand reminds me i have no legs and that im sitting in a wheel chair
suddenly the chair begans to lift into the air
my legs are dangiling or something and then i fall into the elaborately woven sack

i am in the dark

all i can see are

the cracks of a hand

reaching for me

SHIT

My lord!!! If god had a dick sperm shaped like your beautiful soul would spray out all over the world. Then miniature versions of you would run rampant writing poetry like this backwards on the face of every political leader and they'd all revert to communism. You are a true poet.

...fuck you.

god ... who?

fuck you too

Dishliquid, you are an asshole. If you will noticet the title of this section, it is "Vogon poetry: Worst in the Galaxy"..... if you are to stupid to comprehend that, let me explain... it means: This forum is for placing stupid poetry that you have found/written. These poems are not supposed to be good... just so dumb that there funny... lighten up and get a life, dickhead.
BTW:KingofWalrus...that poem kicks ass.... funny as hell.

Gee, whiz, you shore taught me a lesson!! How do you know I was'nt responing in secret super cool not as much of a newbie as you code?? Or maybe the review was just my Vogon way of congratulating King Walrus... Don't judge a person by what he writes in a poetry forum, pal.

LOL

gee wilickers

it would appear that none of you know where the vogons came from.

I always carry a copy of Hithikers Guide to the galaxy... and a towel soaked with nutrients, but nobodies Prefect.

I like it.

It carries just enough of a plot to keep one moving along, and the ending is perfect.

that was a good one! nice with nice ending...

how delightfully crap. I enjoyed every second of it. well done chap! lol

yor mum

your mum,
delicate and graceful,
full of hope,
full of wonder,
everything about her,
makes me smile...

especially when i ram my cock in her fucking arse you wisbech skank!

Chris is gay

casey suck deez nuts

razor lined bizitch

bling bling on my

osborne dingaling

Don't make me open a can and slice your sac open