Eat your wordsThis forum, formerly known as Vogon poetry, has now been expanded to include all forums of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.
I wish i could fly no not really i want some weed yes weed for me me likes the weed please sell me your cow for some flour and give me a cup of sugar why am i bleeding is it because i have my hand in a toster or is it because i just got mah leg cut off by a midget with a chainsaw plese lesbian monkeys don't touch me there i call you now mah lizard queen take me to thew place that i once remember so i can support mah one hundred and twenty seven children that live in zimbawae and indonesia like jimico in instanbul or little tinamonia in java why does god hate me so much that he feels i was a fish or to fly now begone satan from mah body and stop being so nice to jewish people who sell drugs and diamonds to minors thats mah job and i finish now by saying lsdf;kjeopgiknv(it means i love you all)
i love my work i wish everybody else would feel the same
#2
2002-02-20, 04:37
maddcow007
Regular
Re: Read my fucking poem before I pistol whip you
Thats some pretty wierd shit dude *thumbs up*
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