Once a mouse
never a wheel
my mum always told me
to never steal

She weren't so bright
She weren't so dumb
So one very night
i asked her if she really cared

So the next thing you know
i'm spinning my head
and finally i realize
that somewhere
that mouse ain't yet dead

So give me a dollar
give me a kazoo
just remember folks
if it wasn't for people like you

So once upon a mouse
once upon a deer
once upon a water-buffalo
once upon a beer

[This message has been edited by neon (edited 01-14-2002).]