Its not there when you wan't it,
its there when you dont
put it on trees and
it makes a good joke
it fluffy and white
all alone on its roll
tear off a few pieces
and wipe off your hole
now its dirty and crusty
all stinky and brown
wipe till you're clean
and flush it all down
it does the dirty work
you dont wan't to do
make sure theres no pieces
stuck to your shoe

so what do you think?

As I look around for the toilot paper,
I'm feelin' kinda certain..
I gotta wipe my butt again,
With the shower curtain.