The end of irony
like a fire blazing
through endless book-binding factories
The words evaporating
like so much shit on a shingle
like the shingles on the roof of my agony
The agony, the pain
The pain
Yes, the pain rushing through my veins
like a stifling analogy gone horribly awry
Oh time, when will thy ruthless butterflies
depart my soul and join the burning masses?
Oh irony, do not take thy leave so soon
since my flickering lonely spirit
is but a dying ember of days of yore,
a punctuation mark with nothing to mark.
My sentence has no end

You need to go the fuck to bed.
Try never to wake up,
if you do shoot yourself in the head.
That shit sucked so bad,
that if I were you, I'd want to be dead.
God that was sad.

That fool there be some kind of mouse
i'm telling you he be living in a house
and of course his ole lady is a ho
truth be known he can't hardly find the door

He calls all of his friends dawg
When they be no smarter than a brick or a log
They think they gots a good feel
And gots robbed is some soft dope deal

And if you think they're soft in the head
Remember now most will kill ya' for a piece of bread
The next time you be smoking dat rock
maybe in da head you be getting socked.
Go home we don't need you no more
especially when you be a great big bore

Martin Luther King yeah he had a dream
But you don't know what it could mean
So forever you gonna be down
Just like some stupid self-righteous clown.

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Originally posted by Minor Theft:
That shit sucked so bad,
that if I were you, I'd want to be dead.
God that was sad.

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(I will take that as the ultimate compliment, given the nature of this forum.)

My shit sucks! Hooray for my shit!
On a pedastal it stands, like a proud dildo
Forever solid and buffed to a shine...
Shine on, shit!
Outshine the sun in all your post-apocalyptic glory,
For thine is the glory and the power
Forever and ever amen. Ah, men.
Men cannot possess thee, oh gleaming shit.
Only you can possess yourself, and
Only you can prevent forest fires
With your steaming wet prevention.
Shine on, shit!

[This message has been edited by ScottG (edited 01-21-2002).]