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| Eat your words This forum, formerly known as Vogon poetry, has now been expanded to include all forums of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here. |
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 2001-10-21, 00:57 |
Angry Boy 
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 The lady that lived in a shoe
The was an old lady who lived in a big, smelly shoe,
She beat all her kids cuz she drank lots of booze,
thank you thank you
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2001-10-21, 00:58 |
Angry Boy
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Re: The lady that lived in a shoe
All the kids died,
'twas no where to hide(in the shoe),
PEACE
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2001-10-22, 04:12 |
Droog13
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Re: The lady that lived in a shoe
Their tombstones were shit,
Cause she was a Brit,
and now shes a whore,
with bad teeth and one tit.
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2001-10-28, 19:15 |
DelusionalAntics
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Re: The lady that lived in a shoe
I gave her a dime
She thought it was a crime
She spent all on tequila and a lime
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The lady that lived in a shoe
