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| Eat your words This forum, formerly known as Vogon poetry, has now been expanded to include all forums of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here. |
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#1
 2000-09-19, 03:51 |
Trippy_McGee 
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 My sonnet to cheese
Yellow and hard,
ye sit in my fridge
i eat ye
on pasta and between bread
if ye are soft
i eat ye on biscuits
i am dead
dead because of ye
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#2
2000-09-21, 21:05 |
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Re: My sonnet to cheese
That is not a sonnet! A sonnet has 14 lines in iambic pentameter with a fixed rhyming scheme.
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#3
2000-09-22, 04:55 |
Trippy_McGee
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Re: My sonnet to cheese
gimme a break, i don't even remember posting this piece of shit.
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#4
2000-09-22, 20:52 |
Bongman
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Re: My sonnet to cheese
No, that's a Shakespearin sonnet. Other sonnets can different.
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#5
2000-09-22, 23:03 |
lostmind
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Re: My sonnet to cheese
behold the power of cheese
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#6
2000-09-23, 14:29 |
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Re: My sonnet to cheese
Nope, actually all sonnets have 14 lines in iambic pentameter and a fixed rhyming scheme. The only difference between them is the order of the rhyming scheme.
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#7
2000-09-28, 20:08 |
Jadedfool
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Re: My sonnet to cheese
I used to have a cheese leg...
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#8
2000-09-30, 01:28 |
TACD
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Re: My sonnet to cheese
Cheese is mould or something.
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#9
2000-10-02, 06:46 |
Trippy_McGee
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Re: My sonnet to cheese
Dogs are also mould or something.
Smiley faces are mould or something.
Wood is mould or something.
EVERY FUCKING THING IN THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE IS MOULD... OR SOMETHING! FUCK, ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID! IF IT AIN'T MOULD, IT'S STILL MOULD OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING SOMETHING! FFFUUUCCKKK I NEED A SMOKE
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#10
2000-10-02, 06:50 |
Bongman
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Re: My sonnet to cheese
I feel the same way, but I didn't say anything.
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#11
2000-10-08, 04:58 |
mustnag
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Re: My sonnet to cheese
The real question is: how many lines do Vogon sonnets have?
I guess were really don't have to worry about rhyme patterns do we.
Rats, wheres my towel this time?
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My sonnet to cheese