We are all supposed to vote for the best piece of poetry here. So These are the people whos posts have been active in the last 30 days. Vote, by sending your Vote! to

Flambo46@hotmail.com

Your choices are:

I, by sckbch
. taken, by Bongman
Good Poetry, by Crawling Chaos
As I sit., by JadedFool
The Greatest Poem Ever, by Bill Watterson
Odes to Inanimate Objects, by FixedNDilated
A Purgatorial Chorus, by Bar room hero
Painful Poetry, by JCyberius with additions by: Jadedfool, Trippy_McGee, Suziegirl, Jarvie, Ho ju and AtomicZagnut
Shitty Poetry by, DiabolikSlim and others
Vogon: An ode to Remember. by, Jerbee
and any others that are active in the last 30 days.

Results will be posted in 4 days.

2 more days to vote.

1 more day to get Your vote in!

I'm thinking you've been inundated with votes right?

I vote for me.

HOORAH! I WIN! DA DA, DA DA DA DA DA, HEY HEY HEY! GOOODBYE!

Right.

OK, Trippy wins becuase he voted for himself.

Wait a minute?!, Trippy didn't write a poem.

One two three, I just took a pee.
I like beans, they taste like teens.

There, now gimme that trophy.

code:

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[This message has been edited by Bongman (edited 09-04-2000).]

trippy did post a poem "how many boards would the mongols horde if the mongol hordes got bored" the answer is 167.

Trippy posted the poem but I reconized it as plagerism. The poem was in Calvin and Hobbes comic by Bill Watterson.

I win by default.

I win cuz otherwise Lost'll be pissed off...


nyah nyah :-P

The greatest poem ever gets my vote.

If you take it as an ensemble piece, its almost long enough and booring enough to be Vogon. Not really insulting enough though. As a new guy I shouldn't be insulting either, but what th hell, I found my towel!
Hikin' baby!

But Trippy didn't write it!

I did so write it! I read it in a Calvin & Hobbes compilation and then wrote it down here. And besides, I got the most votes. So I win. Yay.

Yeah, well I actually really truly wrote my Humble apple poem so there. No plagiarism whatsoever

Back off wench. The trophy is mine. I won unanimously (from everyone who voted). So there.

Pah, imbecile. Bow down before you get smited.

Never again shall I bow to one so smite-inclined as you. It is you who shall metaphorically bow to me lest you feel the toothless bite of my wrath.

*tries to decide to smite or bow*

*lubricates Bongmans head*

I think the decision is an easy one to make. Those that bow are spared from having their head forced into a camel's anus.

That doesn't apply to suz because I fear she may sever my penis and/or testicles if I force her head into the anus of any large animal. Hence I'm just going to act omnipotent and hope she bows.