I'm not sure whether this is considered Vogon or not, but I find it amusing.

"Good Poetry"

by Michael Gilmer
(c) 1994 by Crawling Chaos Industries
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The words come from where I know not.
Like the quiet guy at a big party.
Just there like an acid trip.
I don't think I just write.
Like now.

To stop or continue I know not.
Useless like a locked port-a-let.
I beat on life's door but he doesn't answer.
He doesn't care.
He doesn't read poetry.

That's it!
Poetry is like taking a shit.
It just starts anytime.
And by the time you begin to strain
It's over.

Like a good shit is good poetry.
It doesn't stink.
And it's a relief when it's finished.
Like now.