How many boards
Would the mongol's hoard
If the mongol hordes got bored?

167

Does anyone know what happened to Bill Watterson?

42?

The mongol hordes would hoard
as many boards as the mongols could hoard
If the mongol hordes got bored

Bill Watterson is great. goat, let's start a Bill Watterson fan club. We need:
treehouse
water balloons
notebook
paper hats
capes with attached masks
dart gun
calvinball (vollyball will do if no offical calvinball is availible)
lance toting stupendous tigers

there must be more but, we'll work it out

we also need:

wagon or sled depending on season
annoying neighbor girl (who must own a tea-set and a stuffed rabbit)
lots of small hard objects
more free time that i currently own
spaceman spiff glasses
chocolate frosted sugar puffs
any other sugar products we can acquire
a duplicator box
rope


anything else?

(oh, by they way, I'm in!)
oh, and we need a name: The Icy Black Hand of Death Club? The Hobbes Fan Club? Maybe, something a bit more creative?

probably not

Hamster Huey and The Gooie Cablooie and the sequel

Oh, and some helmets and sandwiches, and tuna for the lance-toting-tiger, and maybe a globe. A small globe so that if we ever have to travel from one country to another we won't have to go as far. And a yo-yo, and some red striped t-shirts and lots of hair gel and some paper.

mmm, a hiking stick would also be appropriate.

I am still waiting for Billy Boy to appear on the forum and just laugh at us.

The sequel? You mean Commandar Corriander Salamander and his singlehander bellylander?

That's It! I couldn't recall anything but salamander, so I just put "sequal".

Anyone for a game of calvinball?

we also will need a small, stately flying saucer and a transmogrifying machine

trippy needs to write for dr. seuss