Reprobate sucks
oogling telephones of hell
make sand hot to eat
ouch the pain
projectile vomiting
makes for good conversation

Dark pink wombat
sing your loud beat
eat with my fork
but then save your spit for the noodles
the noodles are dry
dry noodles make poor nooses
for wombats

fizzy plum drops squidge
my orange fuzzy intestines stretch
dry and purple
fart the happy frog hammered
spit pubic hares
canned ham spamed
fan his anus
leaf in flotilla shlongmaster
Arneylods Coverbed flat
fornicatorium spit my asscrack itches
in hem yeltzen core born
fin kills the worn crust of
mongoose natty flagilation

holy shit..... that was fucking cool!!!

pignosed ass-donkey
wetwilly for your mind
sea of sluty penguins
fat ass chest-beating woman
masturbation condom
ear-biter mike
lazy pink liver
crack-feind without pipe
one two three

down
down
down
down
below
hoe
sto
no
fo!!
down

pounding head
inebriated slumber
slammed closet door
flying bits of vomit
circle my toilet bowl

Bubbles in the tub,
hear that awful rip,
inhale that fetid gas.

There once was
a woman from
venus
her
body was
shaped like a
penis she.....

uh i forgot the rest.

Ah, Earth
Alas to you
Your rolling hills,
green pastures,
meandering brooks,
alas,
people scuttling about,
blue waters shimmering,
smog-filled air polluting,
alas,
all to be destroyed
all to be destroyed
all to be destroyed
for a hyperspace bypass
alas,
damn the vogons


--don't know if any of you have actually read the hitchhikers guide, but i suggest that you do... DON'T watch the movie!

Dream of the train station
Many people shove and push
Finding train car and compartment
Too much time go by
Put bag away and hurry to find toilet
Wait again - a person there right now
Try to open zipper --- painful sensation
Hurry hurry
Wheeeeew --Stand unbalance on rocking train
As pissing on my leg
Waking in my bed to feel the real part of the dream

I declare myself to be the writer of the worst Vogon poetry In the Galaxy. As is my right. On-ward thru the next Millenium.

The girl ran down the burning deck
The Captain he pursued her.
The white of an egg
Ran down her leg
The SOB had screwed her.

The cabin boy oh cabin boy
that dirty little nipper,
He lined his ass
with broken glass
And circumcised the Skipper.

Explurding manure pile
Damn, it saw me

penis,
pecker,
prick and
schlong
All these things are just so long

vomit,
barf,
chuck and
spew
all these things are just a goo

Wiz

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sly dog
ski duck
limp organ
hairy mound
phone 1.8m wall to pc outlet power cable
ponential machine
perfect words
point seep
celeron windows
multimedia stuff
cd-rom cd-read cd-write
cd-rom read write
catct caveats
choose 450Mh
75Ohm plug
PII 311
intel pentium II 450
dvd vcd a cd
are you capible?,are you not?


how did this stuff get in this list?
nobody knows


wiz

Oh the ruddy hills of Io
Rising like pimples
To meet Scatalogitis smearing across the sky
In his chariot of filth

Oh to be a fly
Buzzing behind his mighty brindle steeds
Slogging and splattering their way
Through the verdant green and fecal brown rivulets
Criss-crossing the sky
Like so many glorious sewers

Life itself is like those lazy conduits;
We Vogons their runny contents
Meandering through
To our great reward:
The terminal cesspool
At the end of the sky

The man screamed as the hook moved back a millimeter.

Please no more, he screamed as the blood ran down his leg.

The torturer releaved his grip slightly.

The anus hung open, torn, as it's owner whimpered.

[This message has been edited by shizoor (edited 01-15-2000).]

Ode to the Turkey-Donkey

Kill the donkey!!
kill the donkey!!
Zort un-umber naztchel cheesey,
plunder wacker matzo weezey!

I like beans!
Destroy the muffin man!
i eat muffins,
as fast as i can!

stuff the turkey!
kill the donkey!
eat the muffin,
smack the honkey

Automatic pimple popper,
dirty technicolor ooze.
Squishy booger goblin
sliding on the floor.

squish the turkey!
smash the donkey!
Breed the 'wocky!
smell my socky!


(wocky=jabberwocky)
my apologies. i was drunk.

Oh to be a tampon
a pantliner would do
antidisestablishmentarianism
blubberub & the joy of six
hairt attack
done.

The pen is disruptive
Bitter due to incestual panhandling
But Jesus, woman
leave that cat alone

Her Anus, Like a Jewel

by Thor


her back, like a sea of smegma
I sail her spinal cord
like a dog without legs
sniffing, sniffing

her ass, like alabaster moons
oh, to rub my face in them
bad boy
bad boy

her anus, like a jewel
hidden like an antelope
punch the goat in the face
it's eating my pants again

her sphincter, like a doorknob
knock, knock
knock, knock
I cannot find my bus pass

where is the cat?
hello?
where are my nipples?
smoke, everywhere!
smoke, smoke!

Roses are red,
Cucumbers are green,
Could you open your legs,
So i can lick you clean?

he coughed up a pubic hairball
the warm mucus of his bedtime snack
mingling with it, loving it
the ultimate true love, the pubic hair and the white creamy insides
of his lover
"i'll eat your liver"
he cried
as he pried her open
and only later
did his mother ask
what he did with her hatrack
and why the cat wasn't speaking
he knew, oh he knew it well
the secrets that hid within that animal's eyes
he knew the secrets inside too