-[ the silence of the tomb is suddenly broken as a cold draft blows through the graveyard ]-

-[ a vague shadow comes out from around a twisted tree ]-

-[ a subtle sense of power eminates from the figure ]-

-[ as the figure enters the tomb the shadows surounding him disapear ]-

"BOO!"-

-[ the man waits as the sound fills the tomb scaring some bats out of their rest ]-

-[ the figure turns around saying... ]-

"Fuck this..."

-[ the figure disapears with a flash of colour, to spread insanity elsewear ]-

-[As the mist clears a tall drak stranger emerges, his cloak billowing in the still air]-

"It's a sad person that starts a rpg with themselves"

-[ The wail of the banshee draw the mysterious man towards the fiery pit of hell, again ]-

[a dark man emerges from the shadows]

[the man removes his cloak]

"fuck you cracker"

[the dark figure is a large scary black man]

[the dark figure shoots]

[the white elf like character dies]

"bitch"

[scores of earthy golf caddies store rodent meat in the steaming corpse of the previously deceased]

[Asmodeus laughs]

Muhaaaaar....