I'd like to invent a game where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing is as it seems.

make sure things burst into flames for no real reson, and you keep changing characters and postions.

you also have to add completely useless items and weapons that do nothing more than decorate the game and piss you off because they dont work

i know, make an item that emits a really high loud squeally noise for five minutes that makes you turn off the sound.

yea, toejam and earl was like taht...almost totally pointless and really .....umm...odd...but it was a lotta fun!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Chimera:
yea, toejam and earl was like taht...almost totally pointless and really .....umm...odd...but it was a lotta fun!!!!!!

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Um, NO. Toe Jam And Earl is the stuff of dreams. A Pointless yet fun game would be more like Dynamite Cop (It's fun with 2 players)

I think I'll go home and pop in TJ & E 2 for the old Genny!

I'm misunderstood in my time. Or maybe it's my audience. Either way, they're the same thing.

yeah...add some shite weapons and useless objects...just like what was said before...and set it in somewhere like...kmart...or 7-eleven or...dare i say it...sears!

There has to be very little plot and no story, and when you think you have actually found consistancy in the game something hellishly annoying happens, like a spontaneous change of location.

And when you finally win, the one and only ending sequence consists of your beloved character being murdered with a pair of pliers and a corkscrew and big letters come up saying "ENDING SEQUENCE 4 - CAN YOU DO BETTER?"

with all the replay value of "eXtreme paint brawl"

would you program it in vb or c++? Maybe we can get something rolling

[This message has been edited by MR.SMITH (edited 02-01-2002).]

I would hope that all the explosions in it would include chickens flying out!

*sobs*

if you really want to make it annoying youd make the last level just be the first one again so its a never ending sequence that just repeats over and over again so that you eventually take a shotgun out and blow away your pc

reminds me of LLOYDS QUEST! it came on a cd of 500 games that came with my pc. it was basically still drawing and text, and u clicked on the drawings to do things. no motion. heres how the game went

*u start kidnapped by guys. give em smokes and they die and u get free
*clikc the door like 50 times and go outside
*a guy picks u up and molests u
*then ur in an alley shooting power rangers
*some guy in a laundry truck picks u up and u have to escape from the jalapeno peper while covered in hot sauce
*now u have to play black jack until u get enough money to buy the golden dog
*u get molested again
*now ur on a space ship and have to pry a 100 dollar bill out of a toaster
*u become super toaster man
*then u save the old poeple from the flying vaccuum

it may be a little out of order, the game doesnt work on my new pc (i dont know y, i loved it!) but it really existed and it was really that stupid! fun tho