http://www.eqi-clan.de/lego/lego-dope.html


obviously, this is a european tutorial.

Funny, but that joint looks like crap. It's easy to roll it when you're somewhere inside and can put the paper on a table. But when you're outside it 'can' be more complicated.

I'l give you a tutorial on rolling outside (somewhere on the streets). Streetrolling:

1) Take a cig and lick it a little (half the cig). Break the cig up to where you licked it and the wet paper should come off by itself (like the lego peepz did it ).

2) Don't be nervous, cause if you are your hands will sweat and that's going to fuck everything up.

3) Put the tabacco (half the cig) into your left handpalm if you're righthanded.

4) Add the weed to it (make shure there's more weed than tabacco)

5) Make it into a fat line (digonally over your hand).

6) Put a paper on top if it with your righ hand, and now you should be holding one hand on top of the other.

7) Turn your hands around ( \\ ---> // ). If your dumbass did it right, you should have the green in the paper. (some of it will stick to your hand, but you'll be able to handle that with expirience)

8) Put a filter on the end (mouth piece).

9) Hold the (filter part) between your thumb and indexfinger (left hand if you're righthanded) firmly and put your other thumb righ next to it.

10) Move your other thumb upwards the joint firmly (you do this in one move) and constantly rolling up and down (index finger rolling down the thumb [joint is between these two).

11) Now just roll your indexfinger down your thumb (left part of the joint) do the same with your other hand until you get to the glue part of the paper.

12) Take a good lick.

13) Stick it up firmly.

14) Stomp the it all up with that half-cig.

15) Rip off the upper part of the papre (the shit that's left over at the top)

16) Light it and enjoy.


P.S. I was high while I wrote this, so some phrases migh sound weird. I'll correct it later if I feel like it.

Oh and it took me longer to write this crap than to actually roll a joint, so you'd better appeiciate it.



[This message has been edited by XeNobiTe (edited 10-10-2002).]

i wish i had pet lego men to roll joints for me

When I used to smoke pot, I couldn't coordinate my fingers to roll a nice joint. Now that I'm clean (from pot anyway) I can roll just about anything... Ironic.