I used totl's human virus scanner and here are the results.
www.totl.net/VirusScanner/?

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

TotL
Go read Brunching


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Politics
Stop caring!


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


USA (90%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Brand Names (80%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

I too am a loser (mostly because i recognized the screenshots from the old UNIX version of rogue, the best game ever created)


Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


TotL
Go read Brunching


Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


X11
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


British (95%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Here's what I have:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Southampton
Move to the Isle of Wight.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Politics
Stop caring!


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


British (80%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


UNIX (80%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.


Brand Names (95%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood

Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Goth

Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

Religion

Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

British

No need for cure. Benign virus.

Japan

Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Sci-fi

Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Politics

Stop caring!

Brand Names

Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism

Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Environmentalism

Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh

Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)

Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux (80%)

Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Discordia (60%)

Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Computer Games (90%)

Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory (95%)

Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Prog Rock (60%)

Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Football (75%)

Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Free BSD (80%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


British (95%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Discordia (90%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.


Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
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that is soo wrong! i may be a geek but i dont know shit about name brand clothing, hippy culture, or macs. i really only care about few political movements

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Politics
Stop caring!


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Sci-fi (60%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Brand Names (60%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Environmentalism (70%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.