I've got an idea, which is amusing at the least- it involves extraterrestrial drug use and evolved human beings.


Physical evidence that extraterrestrial life uses drugs:


Dialated pupils/Large eyes = LSD, Opioids and other drugs oftenly have the side effect of dialated pupils.

Large cranium/skull = Bone and cortex builds to better secure a more fragile brain.

Bridge-less noses = Destroyed cartilidge, many coke and amphetamine users suffer from cartilidge loss due to snorting.

Thin bodies and massive weightloss = Heroin(opioid), Cocain and many other drugs contribute to weight loss.


Anyway, I've got a theory that aliens are infact evolved human beings who have taken certain drugs which help in understanding our higher conciousness.

Well, would they be smart, dumb, or more aware?

More aware of their inner workings, their minds.
Higher perception, pyrokinesis, telekinesis, psychokinesis.


[This message has been edited by TheSell0ut (edited 12-01-2002).]

No, it make we come in peace more likly. I don't think any one would be in the mood to fight if they were stoned off their high horse.

Plus you forgot to add one more fact.

Drugs are effective hunger surpressents (coca leaves any one?) and last longer then food.

So they might be stoners because they would pack drugs along with their food supplies because they might have run out of food on a long space voyage and use drugs to keep their hunger down.

Also would explain why they turn cows inside-out. They do it to get to the meat.

[This message has been edited by gombowlzombie (edited 11-30-2002).]

this is all true. i just barely came back from a space-voyage, and im destined to leave again after this post. seriously though, you cant deny that massive amount of drug use not only effects the users mind and body to a large degree, but, i think, these modern drugs also do the same to genes.

If infact the drugs they took made them hungry, that would explain crop circles(some type of patternized feeding/gathering).
Human abduction could be explained with the premise that they were testing to see if we were edible, and perhaps if the DNA-type matched we would be considered inedible.

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Originally posted by TheSell0ut:
If infact the drugs they took made them hungry, that would explain crop circles(some type of patternized feeding/gathering).
Human abduction could be explained with the premise that they were testing to see if we were edible, and perhaps if the DNA-type matched we would be considered inedible.

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So far I think they considered us inedible.
Why?

Where the aliens got their dna samples
was through anal probing.

Nothing edible in there.

OMG, lemurs are drug users! Madagascar will be the next Amsterdam.

Okay, not really related to the drug thing, but hold up a picture of a common "grey" alien you know the ones with the big black eyes and huge foreheads, little mouths, and next to it, put a picture of a bottlenose dolphin, one of the most "intelligent" mammals on earth...kinda simillar in my opinion..what do you guys think?

Actually, drugs take away your will to complete anything(this i know), so if those space-fucks did drugs so much that it changed their bodies... they'd have no will to make space-craft or develop some sort of space exploration program. so.. no pun intended... put that in your pipe and smoke it.

P.S.- In cow mutilations, it was concluded that it was cult actions, and usually just the organs were missing, not any muscle tissue (meat)

-NUCLEAR RAPE!

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Originally posted by The pharmacist:
Okay, not really related to the drug thing, but hold up a picture of a common "grey" alien you know the ones with the big black eyes and huge foreheads, little mouths, and next to it, put a picture of a bottlenose dolphin, one of the most "intelligent" mammals on earth...kinda simillar in my opinion..what do you guys think?

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Interesting theory. Pollution made them evolve very quickly and they are ass-probing us to get revenge.

okay, at least someone out there understood that my little dolphin ref. was just in fun, and not a serious hypothesis.