I was in my laboratory; there I mixed plastic with metal. At first I thought it was a dumb idea. But I did it anyway, then after I mixed it; it created black goo. Thinking nothing of it I went out to lunch. Three hours later I came back from lunch. The first thing I noticed was that Satan was sitting on my lawn chair in my lab. Thinking nothing of it I looked at the goo, it was gone. Then I looked at Satan then I noticed that Satan looked like the goo. Figure the rest out I have to go.

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What kind of metal and plastic did you mix to create Satan?

You mean you've never?

Are you sure you didn't spill some cherry soda into the mixture? Usually metal and plastic just make really neat running shoes.

I mixed iron and a old Bugerking cup. Also I worship cherry soda I would never spill it.

I think the Burger King cup explains the presence of Satan.

P.S. Do you worship Cherry Coke, Wild Cherry Pepsi, some generic shit, or all cherry soda???

[This message has been edited by AtomicZagnut (edited 08-10-2000).]

Jones cherry soda only!!! I love it!!!!

my corner store stopped stocking it

oh the humanity!

what the fuck kind of shit is this?

<smacks madchemist>

What the fuck kinda shit does it look like?

Qiuck, he's discovered our secret gestapo hideout. Kill Him.

*smashes his jones green apple soda bottle on the counter* DIE!!!! *stabs mad chemist to death with the glass* *Gets another Jones soda*

Got rid of him pretty quickly.

Shit Matius, your damn lucky that wasn't cherry soda you shanked him with or i'd have to jump in!

How come a madchemist doesn't know about mixing plastic with metal???

I vaguely recall that in materials science related stuff back in the late 70's, but I'm not a mad chemist and my memory is slow.

Maybe I should read the header on Science of the Darned and I might understand.

Whoever smacked that guy I think he deserved it.

---Oh, I see. Pseudo-science. Maybe we shouldnta smacked madchem. Cattle mutilations? Wild animals. Idiots even know that.

Iron and 2 pounds/cu. ft. density polystyrene? What was the sulphur content of the Iron? (what kinda iron was it?) Can you sulphinate polystyrene?

I don't envision much coming out of this iron and polystyrene.

Did it look like JB WELD or Liquid Solder?

I guess I just don't get it-- the part about the soda pop, what does that have to do with it? Oh, disolving the iron in carbonic acid.
Now the shanking part by Dark, I liked that part.

I admit, however, that I am temporarily phisio-mentally disabled, and not up to playing this game. I'm too serious I guess.


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Thinkin' just a bit too deeply...