This is one of the biggest oxymoron's I have ever encountered. I'm sure you've seen these before. They are the little candy bars and the little packets of skittles or m&m's. Seriously now, how are these fun size. They are gone before the fun even starts. To me fun size would be like 5 pound of m&m's or like a snickers bar that was a foot long. Please tell me I'm seriously not retarded her people.

more fun than a gallon of insulin.

You're eating them wrong. To really have fun with them, you're supposed to eat at least most of the whole bag of little candy bars in one sitting. See they sell them in large bags like that, and not in little individual bars, for a reason. But then once the Jews got ahold of them, they started fucking handing them out one at a time, pissing people off.

I remember as a kid people always passed out the "fun sized" candies for Halloween, so my brother and I would trick-or-treat in the rich neighborhood and get king or regular sized candy-bars at each door. Win.