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I reach for the gun on the table
But the hiccups have me enabled
My body has been invaded
By a entity who is prevalent
I will get the gun
And kill the entity for fun
But it is a shrewd guy
And I can see why
For the gun is pointed at my head
Does this mean I will soon be dead
I am a soldier and will win
The invader will give in
I am Gods creation
This is only a invasion
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Here I sit with hiccups
2009-01-09, 04:02
Here I sit with hiccups