Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The UniverseVogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.
A thesaurus perused with a spiritless comb
A word was learned
My thoughts adjourned
Until I found it a home
Adolescent psychoanalysis so quasi-profound
Unrivaled cynicism
A third rate witticism
A decent metaphor remains to be found
A tortured soul bleeds through the screen
The torturous crime
Of finding a rhyme
For "a shortwave diathermy machine"
An apocryphal cerebral journey concluded
From vacuous to void
A regular Freud
A logical corollary precluded
The mention of a philosopher so aimless
A link to sagacity
My own mendacity
A name drop so shameless
Through insipid media I pour out my soul
That's what I claim
In the vein of Boehme
I will continue to auto-extol
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