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I seen your son today
He appears to be gay
Word to your mother
He was walking down the street
A drag queen he did meet
Word to your mother
He seemed a bit prissy
So he could be sissy
Does he catch or pitch
Which one is the bitch
Word to your mother
Your boy is a lass
The queen could go up his ass
Or a dick he could suck
The kid is a easy fuck
Word to your mother
Your boy could be the stud
Packing that queens mud
Will we ever know
Which one is the Ho
WORD TO YOUR MOTHER
#2
2009-01-08, 04:56
Pringles
Regular
Re: Word to your mother.
WOW! This is good. Keep up the good work and you might be able to make a book. ;)
LOL holy shit that is fucking amazing! You are and incredible and entertaining writer, I'm still laughing my ass off that poem was beyond awesome...The only word that comes to mind is "Mega-Leet" Word to your mother!!
#4
2009-01-09, 03:10
RobinHood
Regular
Re: Word to your mother.
Thanks guys for the kindly reviews......I also thought it was pretty funny.....All I know is that sometimes I can type out a poem..I've never written a poem in my life but for some reason when I come to Totse I can compose one in 10 minutes or less....Hey, I know it is silly shit but in the future I hope to refine it without losing the humor as we all need a smile or laugh everyday.....
Regards; Sir RobinHood of Totse
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Word to your mother.
2009-01-08, 02:30
Word to your mother.