I've noticed on a couple occasions that enemies die for no reason. I was in a firefight with a bunch of guys and right in front of me one of them goes "AAAARGH!", falls flat on his arse and dies. Other times I'll be shooting through foliage at people I can't see, then stop shooting, then five seconds later hear the same scream. Not the worst glitch in the world but more than a little odd. Awesome game, mind.

It's not a glitch. People die in Africa like that all the time. Malaria, Cholera, AIDs, etc.

It's not a glitch. People die in Africa like that all the time. Malaria, Cholera, AIDs, etc.

Yeah it's no glitch Far Cry 2 is pretty fucking realistic.

So you're saying if I load up a savegame and sit around in my safehouse for a few days I can just walk to the finish line?
Wait, no, that's ridiculous - *drive* to the finish line.

Africa has always been a huge pushover.

A thread in totse about Africa without the N word, how refreshing :)
...N...ni...
...nickels.

Haha no stupid cunt and yeah if u walked that just proves that you have no life it takes 10 minutes to drive from one side of the map to the other fuck walking.

This game was a waste of time, The first few missions are fun and then its the same thing, over and over and over. How the hell can a sniper see me from like a mile away when Im going through thick bush. Also, I remember seeing in some demo of the game that you can shoot a guy in the leg and he will go down. I did that and all I saw was blood and no falling to the ground.

Haha no stupid cunt and yeah if u walked that just proves that you have no life it takes 10 minutes to drive from one side of the map to the other fuck walking.

Take the fucking bus, blackie.

The most annoying glitch I encountered was that every time some gun-slinging African pulls up and gets out of their vehicle there is a noticeable pause of about two seconds before their A.I. is activated. It kind of detracts from an otherwise realistic experience.

Still, this issue pales into insignificance when placed in the context of the entire game. Far Cry 2 is pretty fucking good, even if the A.I. doesn't always do as it should.

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I couldn't help myself =(

Take the fucking bus, blackie.

Haha yeah but you have to drive sometimes don't call me blackie lol

Oh also I was infiltrating a fort, took my time making sure I killed everyone and started walking around. I waslk straight into this guy who I didn't see somehow who's manning a turret. He's just staring at me, I shoot him, he keeps staring. So I shoot him again and he dies. Non-violent protest?

Poor guy had a heart attack :(

the enemies can be really....doped out of their minds sometimes....

A few have just walked right past me, or continued to "scan" the area right after i just killed like, 20 of their friends.

One of the coolest moments actually happened to me unintentionally. I was done playing so i thought i would see how far i could get by trying to kill everyone with my machete, so i drove my car into this intersection, ran over one guy, veered towards another guy who ran behind a hut, ended up crashing through the hut, and squishing him against the car he was trying to get into. Then i got out and ran towards this guy with my knife and just let him have it.

I felt so crazy. i was like

It still bugs me that the game spends all this time making damn sure you know that this guy is your "best buddy" and if you get your ass mowed down in a gunfight he'll come bail you out and all... But there's no way to make your allies get in the jeep and do something useful like, say, man the fucking turret while you get the hell out of dodge. When there's eight hundred and twenty seven angry Africans bearing down on your asses because you just walked into their mansion and macheted their boss in the face.

No, your idiot allies want to stand around in the open spouting their canned lines over and over again, ineffectively pinking at people with a pistol and getting shot down and whining for help every four seconds.

It still bugs me that the game spends all this time making damn sure you know that this guy is your "best buddy" and if you get your ass mowed down in a gunfight he'll come bail you out and all... But there's no way to make your allies get in the jeep and do something useful like, say, man the fucking turret while you get the hell out of dodgeeee. When there's eight hundred and twenty seven angry Africans bearing down on your asses because you just walked into their mansion and macheted their boss in the face.

No, your idiot allies want to stand around in the open spouting their canned lines over and over again, ineffectively pinking at people with a pistol and getting shot down and whining for help every four seconds.
I wasted all my lysettes on one of those cunts and then he has the audacity to fucking die on me. Ungrateful prick.

The best fix for all the glitches in Far Cry 2 is just not to play the shitty game.

What a huge piece of garbage. Seems cool for the first couple hours, then you realize you've seen the whole game. All you've got after that is a huge world that looks exactly the same all over, really boring 15 minute car rides (with fish in a barrel, shooting gallery checkpoints every five hundred feet), and some of the worst AI ever put into a game. Oh, and if you want to unlock the good guns, you have to do the same stupid mission over and over again.

At least the fire is kind of cool.

Crysis is ten times the game Far Cry 2 is, play that instead.

I loled at this psychotic sequence. ARGH!!

Take the fucking bus, blackie.

Back of the bus.

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/4781/knowyourplacecj3.jpg

I think someone's got some sand in their vagina.

I think someone's got some sand in their vagina.

I think someone's got shitty games spinning in their drive.

I think someone's got shitty games spinning in their drive.

At least that's not as difficult to get out as sand in your vagina.

At least that's not as difficult to get out as sand in your vagina.

All I'd need is a douche like you.

All I'd need is a douche like you.

Ah, but you'll never get all of that sand out of your sandy vagina.

Ah, but you'll never get all of that sand out of your sandy vagina.

Nah, I'm pretty sure you're a big enough douche.

Nah, I'm pretty sure you're a big enough douche.

Doesn't matter. Even if I did manage to get all of that sand out of your vagina, something else would soon refill it. Face it, you just got a sandy vagina.

Face it, you just got a sandy vagina.

Yeah, and you still think Far Cry 2 is a good game.

Fun Fact: It's not.

^ This

considering Far Cry came out b4 all those so called next gen pc games, Doom 3 half life 2, it was good.

Still not gonna bother with FC 2.

FUCK YEAH, 2009 CASUALS!

In general yeah its boring and most of the time I can't tell where the enemies are until they're shooting me.

Though one time I saw some rocket launcher ammo, though I was full, so I started shooting my excess into some nearby huts. But then one turned out to be a dud and exploded on the ground in front of me, causing a fire that ended up setting off the rest of the rocket launcher ammo that I was about to pick up, which then started flipping out and going all over the place blowing things up.

That part was pretty awesome.

At least that's not as difficult to get out as sand in your vagina.
All I'd need is a douche like you.
Ah, but you'll never get all of that sand out of your sandy vagina.
Nah, I'm pretty sure you're a big enough douche.
Doesn't matter. Even if I did manage to get all of that sand out of your vagina, something else would soon refill it. Face it, you just got a sandy vagina.
Yeah, and you still think Far Cry 2 is a good game.

Fun Fact: It's not.

http://www.latinoreview.com/images/user/picard-facepalm.jpg

Lulz.

I gotta admit, that shit is pretty funny. And all these people are bitching about flaming thread derailment ruining totse. Fuck that, we need more flames and more derailment if we are to keep this place alive.

Sure are some sandy vaginas in this thread.

This thread truly made me glad that Totse is back in action.
:)